Homework Excuses
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The most common excuse for not having homework to turn in to the teacher is this lame excuse.
What is "I forgot my homework"?
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This is the most discussed item of clothing by high school girls.
What is a prom dress?
100
The movie "Mirror, Mirror" is about Snow White and tells the story of this heroine.
Who is Snow White?
100
In 1903 the first box of these sold for 5 cents.
What is Crayola Crayons?
100
Do this without raising your hand and the teacher will not be pleased with you.
What is talk/make a comment?
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If you really want the teacher to question your intelligence, use this excuse for not doing your homework.
What is "I didn't know it was due today"?
200
This attire (what you are wearing) is the most common nightmare/dream that students have.
What is nothing?
200
In history class you will learn about Native American Princess Pocahontas who saved John Smith which inspired which Disney movie.
What is Pocahantas?
200
Manufacturers call these toppers "plugs", but we call these "do-over" enablers another name.
What is an eraser?
200
No! No! to this sticky concoction.
What is gum?
300
You may earn points for honesty by using this excuse, but not points for the homework. Good luck using this common excuse.
What is "I didn't do my homework"?
300
Its a no-no at most schools since the 1960's but girls have been trying to find ways to wear it shorter and shorter every year.
What is the mini skirt?
300
When playing baseball, 3 strikes and you're out! If you are out, what game are you playing.
What is baseball?
300
This school essential comes in a variety of colors, characters, and can either be wide ruled or college ruled.
What is a notebook?
300
Set your alarm clock because it's embarrassing to be an offender of this rule.
What is "don't be tardy"?
400
This old excuse has been around since the beginning of time. Maybe Adam and Eve's kids tried it, lets hope they actually had this pet to blame the deed on.
What is "My dog ate my homework"?
400
You may learn about the Liberty Bell in history class but the best dressed girls in the 1970's wore these kinds of jeans.
What are bell bottom jeans?
400
Spell Mississippi
What is M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I
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Lipstick was the inspiration for this classroom must have.
What is a glue stick?
400
Once upon a time teachers were allowed to wash a student mouth out with soap for breaking this rule, aren't you glad you live in modern times!
What is no bad language?
500
Technology is a great culprit to pin the blame on but unfortunately the teacher can find a way for you to complete your homework, so don't try it.
What is "My printer/computer/email didn't work"?
500
In the 1950's a back to school skirt made of felt and supported by lots of petticoats usually had a picture of its fluffy name sake on it.
What is a poodle skirt?
500
MATH PROBLEM!! You have 3 apples, I give you 3 bananas, 4 oranges and 10 grapes. How many cherries do you have?
What is Purple! Because aliens don't wear hats!!!
500
Incense-cedar is used to make this necessary school supply.
What is a pencil?
500
Obey the golden rule and you will have no problem with this classroom/school rule.
What is no bullying/no fighting?