Board Games
This games wastes little scraps of paper while people who can't draw make things nobody can identify
Pictionary
This boy has the magic in him, he is a wizard. Also his parents were killed
Harry Potter
A boat sinks
Titanic
You collect little monsters that fit in tiny balls and force them to fight each other
Pokemon
You splash around in water while trying to look graceful and not drown, all while racing against other splashers
Swimming
This game is like tic-tac-toe with checkers. It's like, for babies or something
Connect Four
A pirate is obsessed with killing a little kid who can fly
Peter Pan
Man in a black costume who breathes too heavily gets mad at another guy and is related to some kid?
Star Wars
A short plumber jumps on turtles and eats mushrooms to rescue a princess who keeps getting kidnapped
Super Mario Bros
Two people in tight outfits roll around trying to pin each other while making dramatic faces and pretending it's all very serious
Wrestling
This game forces you to apologize to people when you don't really mean it
Sorry
This really little guy has a ring
Lord of the Rings
This movie sees a battle between a man, who likes the moon a lot, with little yellow men against a man in orange pyjamas
Despicable Me
You stack colourful blocks that fall from the sky, trying to keep your screen from filling up like your junk drawer
Tetris
Two folks smack a fuzzy round thing over a string while pretending it's the most important thing ever, and moaning for some reason?
Tennis
This game promotes sugary foods to children in an effort to give them childhood diabetes
Candyland
Some girl wins a raffle, she can shoot a bow and arrow. Something about a bird or whatever?
The Hunger Games
A group of singing rodents invade a man's life, annoying everyone with their high-pitched voices while trying to make it in the music industry
Alvin and the Chipmunks
You control tiny people who can't speak English and who can't figure out how to use a door while managing their overwhelming desire to use the bathroom
The Sims
You whack a tiny ball into a big field, trying to get it into a hole while everyone stands around in silence
Golf
This game is about four huge mammals that are being force fed something that will make them fatter
Hungry Hungry Hippos
A caterpillar is eating everything!!!
The Very Hungry Caterpillar
A father loses his kid, but travels to Sydney to find him with a black and blue fish
Finding Nemo
A test subject and their friend use magic doors to escape while avoiding cake-related disappointments
Portal
Really tall people run around a big floor, throwing a round object at a high hoop while bouncing it. It also sounds like there are mice squeaking when they run
Basketball