Bad Hearing

Food

100

I'm better than you, and also malnourished

I'm vegan/vegetarian

200

I am a disgrace to Italian culture

I like pineapple on pizza

300

I enjoy the illusion of health while bathing my organs in chemicals

I drink diet soda

400

I’ll pay good money to eat something with the texture of rubber

I like my steak well done

500

I reject happiness and productivity on principle

I don't drink coffee

Politics

100

I'm racist

I voted for Donald Trump

200

I believe democracy is a spectator sport

I didn't vote

300

I want everyone to suffer equally, in the name of fairness

I support Socialism

400

I believe if I shout loud enough into the void, change will come

I vote third party

500

I want to get paid for aggressively vibing

I support universal basic income 

Beliefs

100

I'm in a cult

I'm mormon

200

I let the stars decide if I should ghost someone

I believe in astrology

300

I pick my beliefs like I pick toppings at a froyo bar

I'm spiritual, but not religious

400

I trust cosmic bureaucracy more than human justice

I believe in Karma

500

I yelled at the universe until it gave me a parking spot

I believe in manifesting

Misc

100

I'd prefer a pet that treats me like an enemy than one that treats me like a friend

I prefer cats over dogs

200

I call it 'deep focus time' but really I just hate people

I like to meditate

300

I overshare for validation and call it 'being authentic

I post on social media a lot

400

I romanticize sand in places it should never be

I like long walks on the beach

500

I degrade other people for not spending as much money as me in a socially acceptable way

I have an iphone

Travel Personalities

100

I'm going to interrupt what everyone is doing every 15 seconds

I like taking pictures of everything

200

I'm in denial about the fact that I don't actually like traveling

"Lets go back to the hotel room and watch tv"

300

I won't go on a beach vacation without my winter coat

I tend to overpack

400

I don't like waiting and anxiety doesn't affect my decisions

I refuse to get to the airport early

500

I will disappear without warning and expect you to instinctively understand my needs"

I wander off alone constantly