Bearable Jokes
It's days are numbered.
Why was the calendar afraid?
The spacebar
99% of you will never get it.
I have a joke about trickle economics.
Neither have the North Koreans.
Have you tried North Korean Food?
It uses 10 watts of energy and doesn't feel pain.
What is a brain?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
They'd crack each other up
An irrelephant
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
So far no one has given me a straight answer
I've asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for.
Imagine haw many people died from friendly fire.
When Japan invaded China in WWII....
The only part of the human body that can't heal itself.
Teeth
I asked my dog what is two minus two.
It said nothing.
Where do math teachers go on vacation?
Times square
I mean there were red flags everywhere.
Why was one surprised after the rise of USSR after WWII?
What's the worst combination of diseases?
Alzheimer's and diarrhea. You're running but can't remember where
It was once sold as a medicine for indigestion in the 1800s, and now is a popular condiment.
Ketchup
Well, I'm not going to spread it.
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satisFactory
Not like all the passengers in his car.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully.
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.
A very popular element used in skin care products in late 19th century, now proven to be extremely harmful to the body.
Arsenic
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Ireland, everyday it's Dublin.
Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarter back.
It's true, I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
A major new study finds out that humans eat more bananas than moneys.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
This country has one vending machine every 40 people.
Japan