Bad Number Jokes
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven ate nine!
What is the butterfly's favorite subject in school?
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless!
How are a dollar and the moon similar?
They both have four quarters!
Why did the two fours skips lunch?
Because they already ate!
How do you make seven even?
Remove the "s"!
What is the math teacher's favorite season?
SUMmer!
Who is the king of the pencil case?
The ruler!
It knew it was neither greater than nor less than anyone else!
Do you know what seems odd to me?
Numbers that can't be divided by two!
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me!
What is a swimmer's favorite math?
Why can't a nose be twelve inches long?
Because it would be a foot.
What is a math teacher's favorite activity during the winter?
Snow angles!
Why didn't the quarter jump off the bridge with the nickel?
Because it had more cents!
Are monsters good at math?
No, unless you Count Dracula
What is a bird's favorite type of math?
OWL-gebra!
What is a math teacher's favorite destination?
Times Square
How does a mathematician spread holiday cheer?
By singing Alge-bra-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!
What do you call friends who love math?
Alge-bros! (And alge-sises!)
What did zero say to eight?
Nice belt!
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
GE-OM-E-TREE!
What did one math textbook say to another?
Don't bother me, I have my own problems!
Why wasn't the geometry teacher in school?
Because she sprained her angle!
Why do teenagers only travel in groups of three and five?
Because they can't even!