CHRISTMAS
"A train conductor kidnaps children and takes them to an isolated village in the north pole."
The Polar Express
"Father reunites with long lost son, wants him to take over the family business."
Episode: V The Empire Strikes Back
"Man with metal arm and his 100 year old bestie beat up an orphan whose parents he murdered."
Captain America: Civil War
"A cowboy tries to murder an astronaut for the love and attention of a child."
Toy Story 1
"An elderly man abducts a overweight Asian boy, to replace his dead wife."
Up
"A wallowing banker gets an angel to tell him how awful life would be if he neglected it."
It's a Wonderful Life
"A emo man has a unhealthy obsession with his grandfather but is beaten by a girl who sold trash."
Episode: VII The Force Awakens
“A single father tries to end world hunger with his rock collection.”
Infinity War
"Depressed, widowed father teams up with mentally challenged woman to find his disabled son."
Finding Nemo
"An uncle kills a child's father, so a pig and a big rat help the kid get his revenge."
The Lion King
"Neglected kid tries to murder two homeless men."
Home Alone
"A young man, quits his job, steals a jacket, and hangs out with a homeless girl and her dog."
Episode: VII The Force Awakens
"1500 year old destroys his own planet because his sister broke his toy."
Thor Ragnarok
Years after pretending to reform, a dangerous outlaw violates his parole.
The Incredibles
"Group spends 9 hours destroying jewelry."
Lord of the Rings
"Immigrant adoptee returns to his country of birth to find his father. He experiences much culture shock & prejudice."
Elf
"Priest kidnaps child for cult and eventual marriage to politician twice his age."
Episode I: The Phantom Menace
“A woman struggles to deal with finding a valuable package in a cave. Also, there are a bunch of dudes named Chris.”
Thor: The Dark World
"After the death of her parents, a young socialite causes millions in property damage."
Frozen
"Adorable trash can and flower pot force fat people to walk."
WALL-E
"Bullied kid with birth defect proves people are only nice to you when they need something."
Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer
"Depressed wizard comes out of retirement to pull a prank on his nephew."
Episode: VIII The Last Jedi
"Cosplayers beat up illegal immigrants."
The Avengers
"Two women get lost in a warehouse for three days on a quest to make a little girl cry."
Inside-Out
"A group of people go to an amusement park but are hampered by bad weather and faulty ride management."
Jurassic Park