Disney and/or Pixar
Depressed, widowed father teams up with mentally challenged woman to save his disabled son.
Finding Nemo
A baby dies of old age.
Benjamin Button
For girls, meeting the man of your dreams isn’t always what it’s cracked up to be.
Nightmare on Elm Street
A jewelry warranty claim takes 9 on-screen hours
The Lord of the Rings
Adorable trash can and flower pot force fat people to walk.
Wall-E
A girl kills the first person she meets upon entering an unfamiliar place, then teams up with three strangers to kill again.
The Wizard of Oz
Bullied kid with birth defect proves that people are only nice to you when they need something.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
A group of unpopular kids beat up a starving, homeless clown.
IT
Everyone tries the ice bucket challenge
Titanic
A beautiful woman gets catfished.
Aladdin
Inflation causes home owner issues, but he learns important lessons regardless.
Up
Man kills an elder for his job.
The Santa Clause
Family’s first Airbnb experience goes very wrong
The Shining
A wilderness survival expert becomes angry about being forced to survive in the wilderness.
The Revenant.
A man’s midlife crisis endangers his family and the entire city.
The Incredibles
A sick child who’s trying to rest, is kept awake by a grandfather reading an inconceivable tale.
The Princess Bride
A heartwarming tale of how the rich must be supernaturally terrorized into sharing.
A Christmas Carol
This is the hard lesson you learn when you have your face too close to the screen.
The Ring.
A girl ruins her younger sister’s chance to appear on television.
The Hunger Games
Two men kidnap a child to prevent the corruption of a powerful electrical energy baron.
Monsters Inc.
They turn the baron’s company into a joke at the end
Three friends leave Florida on a trip but encounter complications shortly before they're due to reach their intended destination.
Apollo 13