Sigma
Who is the largest sorority on campus?
Sigma Nu
What is my German teachers favorite German film?
M.
Flop
Hashbrown
What is sIDE lAWN?
a lawn side
What WAS my court date? (bonus points for the crime and the time LMAO)
Nov. 29th (8 AM, for the dumbest reasons)
What type of boat
Yes.
In film majors humble, unbiased, and correct opinion: what is the best cinematic masterpiece ever made?
The After Franchise.
Why'd you-
Stop.
What is the square footage of the Sigma side lawn?
I dunno
Which country is the largest continent?
The Vatican
Ayo, what did the ocean say to the sAILBOAT?
Nothing. It waved.
If a movie is filmed on Sunday and edited Sunday, then released Sunday, rereleased for DVD Sunday, and subtitled Sunday...what day was the Sunday movied?
July, but only in winter.
What aisle is the puzzle glue on?
NO ONE KNOWS- NOT EVEN WALMART!!!!!!
What movie should be screened on the side lawn, but only on Thursdays?
The Bee movie vocoded to Gangstas Paradise (the only version of The BEE MOVIE that MATTERS)
If you could be a natural disaster, what would you be?
A college student
Who is the best Sisterhood chair?
(͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)👌
"Alright alright alright"
HORNS DOWNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
Anime
Hawks (ifykyk)
How many tabs do I have open? (closet gets the points)
352 atm
According to the formula E=M^2, and the Pythagorean theorem, approximately how fast must I go in order to outrun my problems?
SIKE- even math can't help you.
What came first the boat or the sail?
You've been hit by, you've been struck by-
Shrek...2
If Walmart weren't created in Arkansas, where would it have been founded?
Milwaukee Cheese Fries Co.
How many blades of individual grass make up the square footage of the Sigma side lawn?
13 and 3/8ths. Or 9,9,99,00
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Oletamelettnnormal.