Baddie

Trolls

100

I dont like math😜😜👹👹👺👺🤡🤡😈😈If you do then ur crazy.

Me: *calls 911*

911 operator: "911 what is your emergency?"

Me: "Somebody playing my jeopardy game likes math"

911 operator: "…"

200

I farted in my granpa's breathing machine👹👹👹🤡🤡🤡👺👺👺😈😈😈😜😜😜😜🗿🗿🗿

You: WHAAAAA-

Me:✨💅Bahahahadhufhhdhd💅✨

300

Did you know, that the "Trolls" movie is not real???

You: WHAAAAAAT-

Me: *talks while munching on some chips* Ya, its true.

You: WHAAA-

400

Did you know, that Bruno Mars is not from Mars?

You: Ye, i did.

Me: *in an annoyed voice while kinda whispering* ACT LIKE YOU DID NOT KNOW THAT!!

You: Uhh...Ok? WHA-

500

I eat water and drink food.💅😜🗿👺👺👺👹👹👹🤡🤡🤡😈😈😈😗😗😗

You: Wha-How is that possible?

Me: Cuz im an alien👽👽👺👺👺💅💅💅😜😜😜😈😈😈😗😗🤡🤡🤡👹👹👹