Random
Albino warrior attempts to clear his name of 'kingslaying' by standing next to several kings as they're slain.
The Witcher 2
Grizzled killer escorts vulnerable girl through disorderly garden centre.
The Last of Us
Mutant marsupial kills dozens of animals in order to punish reckless scientist for harming animals.
Crash Bandicoot
Undead mogul forms his own orcs-only talent agency, proceeds to push his clients to the top.
Middle Earth: Mordor
Gymnastic 50-something dons black spandex outfit; chokes men.
Splinter Cell
Late-arriving man runs into a spot of bother while searching for his unpredictable girlfriend.
Dead Space
Space age sailor goes from port to port, seeking out desperate ladies / men / blue things with whom to dock his ship.
A group of god-awful actors vie for the 'worst performance' award while staying at a local mansion.
RE1
A race of moronic humanoids requires round-the-clock care. You are their caregiver.
The Sims
Unstoppable super soldier escorts lunatic A.I. to humanity's most-vulnerable hotspots.
Halo
Teenage adrenaline junkie attempts to impress his beau by riding a set of irate rock monsters, rodeo-style.
SOTC
Highly suggestible tourist murders swathes of addicts in a swanky undersea fish bowl.
Bioshock
A kid in green pajamas runs errands for talking trees and creepy old men while trying to wake up a princess who has a thing for triangles.
Ocarina of Time
A team of tooled up professionals exposes some rather lax security at the airport.
Tony Hawks Pro Skater
A team of tooled up professionals exposes some rather lax security at the airport.
COD:MW2
Second earth-based life form to develop weapons tech conducts a bitter civil war.
Worms
Rebellious offspring ruins the annual family get-together.
GOW
A really unlucky knight wakes up in a moldy basement and spends the rest of the game getting lost
DS1
Irritating cousin drives 'man of peace' relative to murderous crime spree.
GTA:4
Space wizards, soldiers, and rogue bikers with cool armor team up to protect a giant floating golf ball from evil aliens and robots.
Destiny 2
The Last of Us: The Beginning.
PVZ
An ancient and mute badass is woken up to his idea of a good time
Doom 2016
A group of generic heroes with vague job titles set out on a quest to save the world from a series of elemental villains who really dislike crystals.
FF1
Mailman gets injured on the job but continues to finish his delivery.
Fallout New Vegas
A bunch of heavily armed friends with questionable sanity gather in various locations to deal with a mutant infestation by turning everything into a gory mess
Killing Floor 2