Board Games
It’s a 100-square psychological horror simulator where you blindly trust a numbered cube to dictate your fate, rewarding you for climbing ladders and punishing you for landing on aggressive, venomous reptiles. You're goal is to reach Nirvana.
What is Snakes and Ladders?
A ten-year-old abandons their mother to travel alone, capturing wild animals in small balls to force them into underground dogfights for money and badges. They disrupt local ecology, hoard pocket monsters in a digital PC system, and eventually conquer the world by beating up a champion.
What is Pokemon?
This game is a 6-minute friendship-destroying roulette wheel where you shout Spanish numbers at your friends because you hate them, based heavily on luck rather than skill. It is essentially a game of "matching colours and numbers until someone gets angry enough to flip the table"
What is Uno?
A silent man in a stolen Halloween mask spends his evening taking long walks, ruined property, and obsessively stalking a teenage babysitter who refuses to answer her door, ultimately causing her to scream for nearly twenty minutes.
What is Halloween?
This Sport is a 90-minute, low-scoring nap-inducer where 22 grown men in short-shorts chase a ball they aren't allowed to touch, desperately trying to avoid using their arms. It involves theatrical rolling on the grass, shouting at referees, and results in a 0-0 tie half the time, which fans celebrate as a “strategic masterclass”.
What is Football
This game is a slow-motion, turn-based battle simulation where you spend 40 minutes trying to corner a fragile old man, only to have the game end in a draw because you accidentally trapped yourself.
What is Chess?
This game is a glorified QTE simulator where four teenagers run in circles around pallets and ignore a giant spider god, while a legally distinct monster spends ten minutes staring at a hook. It is a toxic, unbalanced, and repetitive generator-repairing horror game where everyone is unhappy.
What is Dead By Daylight?
It’s a high-stakes, communal math quiz where you try to get closer to 21 than a vending machine with a pulse, all while a guy named Gary from Ohio screams at you for "taking his card"
What is Blackjack?
A crispy gardener with a faulty glove takes his landscaping business too far by invading local teenagers' nap times, leading to a severe lack of sleep and a very messy bedroom renovation project.
What is Nightmare On Elm Street?
Ten grown adults in tank tops aggressively fight over a single orange sphere for two hours, trying to throw it through a small metal circle while walking in an exaggerated, bouncy manner.
What is Basketball?
It is a high-stakes, blindfolded game of "Marco Polo" played with grid paper, where you scream coordinates at your opponent and pray you don't hear the sound of a plastic ship sinking.
What is Battleships?
This Game is basically just a 5v5 team-based shooter where you pay money to watch Spider-Man get blasted by a trashcan-wielding raccoon. It’s a chaotic, noisy mess that feels like Overwatch had a baby with a free-to-play mobile game, but with more destructible walls and way too many Ultimates.
What is Marvel Rivals?
It’s a high-stakes, multi-hour psychological workshop where you pay for the privilege of staring at strangers, acting miserable to hide your excitement, and occasionally throwing away your hard-earned money because a guy in sunglasses told you to "trust your gut".
What is Poker?
A small-town girl is stalked by a socially awkward guy in a Halloween costume who gets really upset that she hasn’t watched enough horror movies.
What is Scream?
It is a four-hour walk in the park, interrupted by moments of anger, where you pay large amounts of money to aggressively whack a tiny ball into a hole in the ground. You then immediately look for it in the woods, the water, or the sand, only to repeat the process until you run out of balls or patience
What is Golf?
A loud, high-stakes game, where a group of people with shaky hands attempts to remove broken bones and organs from a guy named Cavity Sam using tweezers, while a buzzer screams at them for touching the sides of his body.
What is Operation?
An orange rat with zero neck runs forward, spins constantly like a broken washing machine, and hoards fruit while breaking OSHA regulations. He is accompanied by a floating wooden face mask that acts as a bodyguard, and he frequently screams "WOAH" before dying in increasingly creative ways.
What is Crash bandicoot?
It's a high-stakes, 60-card gambling simulator where you try to make your pet slap the opponent's pet faster than they can make yours pass out, all while screaming "power creep" because a tiny mouse now has more health than a legendary dragon from 1999.
What is Pokemon TCG?
A nice, wholesome 1970s family moves into a new home and decides to start a local renovation business, but they run into issues with a former tenant who refuses to move out and enjoys aggressive interior decorating.
To solve their housing dispute, they call a husband-and-wife duo who specialize in telling people they definitely have a ghost. The duo spends the entire time looking at walls, judging the family's lack of a proper priest, and trying to convince a porcelain doll to move out of the basement.
What is The Conjuring?
What is Wrestling?
A competitive simulation where you force plastic people into a tiny car, make reckless financial decisions based on a spinning plastic wheel, and attempt to die with the most fake money while marrying a stranger.
The game of life?
It's a digital daycare center where you use neon-colored weapons to fight over who gets to hold hands with Thanos, while building IKEA-style sheds to hide from a blue thunderstorm, all while listening to 10-year-olds scream about losing their "skin".
What is Fortnite?
This is a children’s card game where teenagers with extreme hairdos and heavy eyeliner play cardboard to determine the fate of the universe, often screaming about friendship while violating the laws of physics. It is a high-stakes, 30-minute argument about "chain links" where you try to convince your opponent that your deck takes skill, only to lose on turn one because they "negated" your existence with a card that costs $100.
What is Yu-Gi-Oh?
It’s a 90-minute, black-and-white silent movie about a mime artist with a passion for interior design, who visits an apartment building on Halloween to help a lady split her household expenses in half—literally.
He is a very dedicated, non-verbal performance artist who brings his own props—like hacksaws, trash bags, and cleaning supplies—to ensure every room has a fresh coat of red paint.
What is The Terrifier?
This is a game where thirty people spend eighty minutes collectively trying to destroy each other, occasionally accompanied by a lumpy egg. It involves throwing a ball backward to move it forward, followed by a series of legalised pile-ups called rucks or mauls, where players try to steal the ball by stepping on one another. The main goal is to run into a corner, fall over, and hope the referee believes you actually scored.
What is Rugby?