Rated E for Everyone
“Cancer kids. It’s a metaphor”
The Fault in our Stars
“YOU CAN ONLY PICK ONE (the smarts are bad)”
Divergent
“Teen falls in love with an old man that looks and dresses like he’s 17, who also likes to watch her sleep”
Twighlight
“Angry clown exposes a towns prejudices”
It
“Magic man tries to kill magic boy and fails himself to death”
Harry Potter
“A man tries feeding rotten meat to a stranger”
Green Eggs and Ham
“Angry girl likes bread boy. Also dirty politics”
The Hunger Games
“This contract can’t be legal…”
50 Shades of Grey
"Blossoming detective catches one serial killer by letting an arguably MORE dangerous serial killer go free"
The Silence of the Lambs
“Professional nephew fights over his uncle’s jewellery”
Lord of the Rings
“Bad things just won’t stop happening”
A Series of Unfortunate Events
“A group of confused boys are stuck in a murder garden with no memories. Then a girl shows up”
The Maze Runner
“Large fairy kidnaps a woman”
ACOTAR
“Futuristic zoo owners learn the value of a good electrician”
Jurassic Park
“An old lady has to keep cleaning up after a messy and self-centered wizard while the fireplace berates her”
Howl's Moving Castle
“Upon arriving in a new town, a young girl kills the first woman she meets and then teams up with three complete strangers to kill again.”
The Wizard of Oz
“Lots of people talk about their experiences of a pandemic.”
World War Z
“Sisters transfer schools and bang their bullies”
Zodiac Academy
“Bad dog! Down boy!”
Cujo
"Towel enthusiast abducts homeless man and together they learn the meaning of life."
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
“An insect with impressive grammar”
Charlotte's Web
“A man pursues an illicit love affair and narrowly escapes being eaten by rats.”
1984
”A girl falls in love with her rapist/stalker that came with her ‘haunted’ mansion”
Haunting Adeline
”Dude is mad his coworkers have better business cards than him, so he kills everyone… I think”
American Psycho
“Space Jesus does some drugs and rides a giant worm”
Dune