Classic Chaos
Main villain REALLY wants more than one hundred pets
101 Dalmatians
Employees only function when their boss isn't around
Toy Story
Girl with amnesia gets given the cold shoulder by her sister until her sister almost kills her, then they hug it out
Frozen
Calm ride that slowly becomes a demonic musical hell you can't escape
It's a Small World
A group of animals puts on a musical performance no one remembers signing up for
Walt Disney's Enchanted Tiki Room
Girl gets bullied her entire life until she marries a man obsessed with her feet
Cinderella
Overprotective dad drags a stranger into a search for disabled son
Finding Nemo
Girl runs sway from home only to realize that wasn't her home and she broke out of a prison
Tangled
Tour guide relies entirely on dad jokes to survive the journey
Jungle Cruise
A whimsical theme that convinces you to form an emotional attachment to a small purple creature (and hate a creepy looking moon guy)
FIGMENT
Local girl develops feelings for someone who illegally detained her dad
Beauty and the Beast
Unqualified outsider dominates a professional field overnight
Ratatouille
A robot built to help people ends up participating in activities way outside its job description
Big Hero 6
Elevator experience that absolutely violated safety regulations
The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror
A suspiciously optimistic song about the future that will always follow you
There's a great, big, beautiful tomorrow
Shining at the end of every day
There's a great, big, beautiful tomorrow
And tomorrow's just a dream away
Man has a dream and that's the start
He follows his dream with mind and heart
And when it becomes a reality
It's a dream come true for you and me
So there's a great, big, beautiful tomorrow
Shining at the end of every day
There's a great, big, beautiful tomorrow
Just a dream away
Main character becomes friends with someone he's never had a friend like while the villain really wants the friends house
Aladdin
Grieving senior citizen commits accidental kidnapping and relocates his entire property
Up
Big man causes a lot of moths to kill themselves while short king finds love
Wreck-It Ralph
You voluntarily experience water damage while following criminals
Pirates of the Caribean
A song so chaotic it feels like a cartoon is slowly taking your sanity
Nothing Can Stop Us Nowwwwwwww
Kid sings how much he wants his dad to die then fights his emo uncle
The Lion King
A highly advanced society is abandoned because everyone becomes too comfortable doing absolutely nothing
WALL-E
Main character almost died going on cross country trip and runs into a burning building all to save a Penny
Bolt
You get assigned a job and immediately realize you're not qualified
Millennium Falcon: Smugglers Run
A place where you start by thinking "I'll just walk through quickly," but end up walking infinite loops, international food and drinks you didn't plan for, a ride line you definitely underestimated, and humming a song you don't even remember learning.
🎉EPCOT🎉