Bald Gays 4 Free

Who said that

100

"-Slay-"

Kith'rak Voss^<3

200

"I'll blow us to chunks."

Philomeen

300

"I already said 'thank you.' Don't be greedy."

Rolan

400

"STINKS of CHEESE. Between his PIGGY TOES."

Benji

500

"It is a name I earned through bloodshed and death. Unfortunately, the more ignorant here refuse to use it."

Steelclaw

Most Iconic Lines/Dialogues (Funny)

100

Astarion

"What in the sweet hells were you thinking?"

200

Karlach

"Stinky."

300

Minsc

"No, it is a hamster."

400

Gale

"STOPLICKINGTHEDAMNTHING!"

500

Wyll

"Astarion, how is the rat diet going ?"

True/False

100

Astarion would be romantic with his partner

False sorry guys its actually really racist to think this is true /:

300

If you told Lae'zel that its possible to fit a lightbulb into one's mouth but impossible to get it out without breaking, she would try it.

True. Not because she's stupid but because she totally thinks she could get it out without breaking it and thinks you're just wrong and weak.

500

Astarion is CANONICALLY 6'8"

TRUE

Most Iconic Lines/Dialogues (Funny)

400

Shadowheart

"I couldn't help but overhear -- well, alright, I could've helped but didn't."

Most likely to...

100

Who is most likely to bust out Britney Spears and Dolly Parton for drunk karaoke ?

Astarion

(+100 if claim he'd have Karlach join and make it a duet)

200

Who is most likely to eat a footlong hot dog in one bite ?

Minsc

300

Who is most likely to get stuck at a carnival game because they keep losing ?

Lae'zel

400

Who is most likely to throw up after riding a loopty loop roller coaster but then excitedly get back in line for it ?

Karlach

500

Who is most likely to spit in your mouth ?

Shadowheart