Villain Cringefail Moments
The hag Auntie Ethel will send you a letter if you befriended her by murdering the widow at the end of the game. This letter ends with this phrase.
a) She regrets not having sex with you. b) She requests that in lieu of flowers, send her a bouquet of rats to celebrate. c) She begs you to cannibalize at least one party member.
What is A, or "P.S. I've been alive for a very, very long time, and I only have one regret - that I didn't climb you like a tree when I had the chance x"?
This is my favorite character and phone background.
a) Halsin b) Gortash c) Gale
Who is Gale?
This character was reported as the most romanced by Larian.
a) Astarion b) Shadowheart c) Karlach
Who is Shadowheart?
This language is what is used for dialogue in spells within the game.
a) Latin b) Greek c) Spanish
What is Latin?
This is what the game is called.
a) Baldur's Gate b) Baldur's Gate Two c) Baldur's Gate Three
What is Baldur's Gate Three?
The demon Raphael has an incubus employed in his home who resembles this character.
a) Raphael b) The Player c) A Mindflayer
Who is Raphael?
This character's voice actor was paid to make a cameo video for me specifically as a christmas gift.
a) Gale b) Lae'zel c) Wyll
Who is Lae'zel?
This character is a sentient brain that you can befriend during the prologue, but cannot see again if you lobotomize it.
a) Qhessingax b) Cerebellum c) Us
Who is Us?
This is the race Astarion was originally conceptualized to be.
a) Dhampire b) Tiefling c) Elf
What is a tielfing?
This is the achievement given after taking four full long rests in a single playthrough.
a) Bedrolls and Breakfast b) Breadrolls and Bedrolls c) Breakfast in Bed
What is bedrolls and breakfast?
This member of the Dead Three intended to betray the other two after their plan had been enacted.
a) Myrkul b) Bhaal c) Bane
What is all three of them?
This is the amount of time I have in this game currently.
a) 500 hours b) 1,000 hours c) 700 hours
What is 729 hours?
This character was originally the god of death in the previous games.
a) Karlach b) Rolan c) Withers
Who is Withers?
Overhead dialogue plays throughout the game, and it is not random. This, during gameplay, is what triggers it.
a) Story progression b) Certain locations c) Character approval
What is entering a dialogue trigger location?
This character is a gnoll who can be compelled to dance via mind control in act 2.
a) Brandy b) Barnabus c) Blueberry
Who is Barnabus?
This is the identity of Orin's father.
a) Sarevok b) Bhaal c) Revile
This is the identity of Orin's grandfather.
a) Sarevok b) Bhaal c) Revile
Who is Sarevok?
Who is Sarevok?
This is the amount of playthroughs I have begun.
a) 6 b) 16 c) 26
What is 16?
This character's eye appears to be inspired by Michelangelo's David
a) Wyll b) Gerringothe c) Ketheric
Who is Wyll?
This is where you can find the netherstone if you manage to lose it after escaping the Iron Throne.
a) The Lower City sewers b) Inside of a dead fish on the beach c) Your inventory, alongside a lecture from the Emperor
What is inside of a dead fish on a beach in the Lower City?
This is an item that Shovel describes as good for wounds and, falsely, good for burns.
a) Ball moss b) Billberry c) Balsam
What is balsam?
This magic item can be traded with Loroakan and causes him to be essentially unable to fight you.
a) A bomb b) Sussur flower c) Grease bottle
What is the sussur flower?
This is my white whale.
a) Statement from Astarion's voice actor b) Honor mode c) Locked door with seemingly no way to enter it in act 2
What is Astarion's voice actor saying there is an unfound hours worth of content that he himself has never even seen?
This character was a scrapped seventh companion, a dwarven werewolf bard who likely would have narrated her own adventure with over 770 scrapped voice lines.
a) Morguk b) Helsik c) Helia
Who is Helia?
This speedrunning strat is, as far as I know, almost completely unknown to most professional speedrunners, and involves sending a mage hand over the sphincter door into the hull on the nautiloid.
a) The sphincter skip b) Mage hand jump c) Backwards long jump
What is the sphincter skip?
This god will offer to make the player their chosen, but only if you speak to them through the body of their former.
a) Bhaal b) Bane c) Shar
Who is Bane?