2020 Music
Bad Descriptions of Video Games
Sports
Cocktails
2020 So far...
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WAP

What is the name of the song released last week by Cardi B and Megantheestallion?

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A race of moronic humanoids requires round-the-clock care. You are their caregiver.

Describe The Sims

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8-2.

By how much did Bayern Munich thrash Barcelona by this week?

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Vodka, Orange Juice

What is a screwdriver?

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Iran.

Which country did Donald Trump almost start WW3 w/ at the start of the year?

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Folklore

What is the title of the latest Taylor Swift album released in the last month?

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Indiana Jones but with a chick.

Tomb Raider

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Ronnie O'Sullivan

Who won the snooker world championship this weekend? 

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Vanilla Vodka, Passoa (Passion fruit liqueur), Passion Fruit Puree, Lime, Simple syrup, Prosecco.

How do you make a Pornstar Martini?

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23rd March

When did the UK lockdown begin?

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Lighter

What is the name of the Nathan Dawe (Ft. KSI) song that made UK number one on the big top40?
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Digging. Then you die.

Minecraft

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Watford, Man City, Arsenal.

On their way to their maiden premier league trophy, Liverpool were beaten only three times, which three teams beat them?

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Vodka, Ginger Ale

What is a Moscow Mule?

3

"Testing his eyes"

Which excuse did Dominic Cummings use to explain breaking lockdown rules?

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Music to be Murdered by

What is the title of the Eminem album released earlier this year?

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Bloodthirsty teens force local wildlife into servitude, conduct animal fight club.

Pokemon

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England won on a Super Over (the first time this has happened).

What was unique about the 2019 Cricket World Cup final?

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Vodka, Blue Curacao, Grenadine, Lemonade

What is a Purple Rain?

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SpaceX

Which private company became the first to launch a rocket into space?

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A Celebration of Endings

What is the name of the Biffy Clyro album released this week?

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Dishwasher loading simulator.

Tetris

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501KG

Set in early 2020 by Hafthor Bjornsonn, what is the current official deadlift world record?

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White Rum, Dark Rum, (Cointreau), Grenadine, Pineapple juice, Orange juice.

How do you make a Mai Tai?

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£32.7million

How much did Captain Tom Moore raise for NHS charities by walking around in his garden?