Barb-isms
When you’re down on your luck, Barb’s sarcastic empathy shines through in this famous phrase.
What is “Sorry about your luck”?
Barb’s garage is stocked like a doomsday prepper’s with this bubbly beverage, her absolute favorite.
What is Waterloo Sparkling Water?
This tangy sandwich was Barb’s childhood favorite. (Yes, she’s still defending it.)
What is a cream cheese and green olive sandwich?
Barb thought she was packing a snack, but this fruit landed her in “airport jail” on her Mexico trip.
What is an orange?
She’s got a poker face sharper than Lady Gaga’s, but when it comes to this card game, Barb plays to dominate, not decorate.
What is Rummy?
Friends and Family would recount a story, and Barb would sum it up with this hilariously blunt phrase, perfect for minor misfortunes.
What is "You’ll have that”?
Forget the library—Barb’s perfect college study spot involved this classic diner and its Blue Ribbon Special.
What is Tom Jones?
This starchy substance isn't just a comfort food; for Barb, they’re a lifestyle. Once, her daughter hilariously pointed out it’s all she ate for months while recovering from injury.
What are mashed potatoes?
In Texas as a baby, Barb narrowly avoided becoming a spider’s snack when this venomous critter crawled on her back.
What is a brown recluse spider?
Barb’s homemade drink is so famous her kids would boycott store-bought alternatives. Served cold, it’s steeped in love.
What is iced tea?
Confronted with a big household project, Barb doesn’t say, “Call a pro.” Instead, she motivates her family with this sly challenge.
What is “You can do that”?
Scott gifted Barb tickets to this legendary singer, earning him permanent husband points.
Who is Celine Dion?
Despite its name, this sugary drink is 100% Barb-approved and has been her one and only overindulgence in the cocktail department.
What is a Fuzzy Navel?
Barb saved her dog Lacey from a backyard brawl with this masked bandit, who then followed them right up to the door.
What is a raccoon?
Cleaning day at Barb's house doesn’t officially begin until this iconic ‘90s singer starts belting “Man! I Feel Like a Woman!”
Who is Shania Twain?
Barb affectionately nicknamed her first disciplinary tool this, proving moms can be funny and terrifying.
What is the Spanker?
Barb’s ultimate dessert isn’t just any ice cream; it’s this brand, known for its creamy perfection.
What is Tillamook Farms?
The Broome freezer was once stocked with this meal brand, a relic from Scott and Lauren’s pre-Barb dinner days.
What is Hungry Man?
On their first date, Scott’s request to borrow this item wasn’t romantic; it was borderline revolting.
What is chapstick?
Barb doesn't just bake cookies, she innovates them. Her oversized snickerdoodle creation earned her this larger-than-life nickname.
Who is Big Snick?
Men who catch Barb’s eye earn this humorous title, a testament to her playful spirit.
What is “Eye candy”?
Barb’s comfort movie might be torture for others, but this Jane Austen classic still reigns supreme in her home.
What is Pride and Prejudice?
What is Pumpkin Bread?
This cake was once repaired and served to her son’s class as a school project after the dog ate it.
What is "German Black Forest Cake"?
Barb has spent years elevating this classic Thanksgiving dessert from a mere side dish to a full-fledged legend.
What is pie?