Daddy Craig
Who's my papa?
DADDY CRAIG
What's poppa wheelies name?
Ernest
Whats my last name?
Who was a mistake?
Me!
Who left Germany
Ma Family
What's Daddy Craigs first name?
Malcolm
What kinda whip did he drive around?
Who hung himself?
My moms grandfather
Who has a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?
Craig
Cause the holocaust was NOT lit.
Who makes a living as a professional wig wearer?
What was his job?
Aerospace Engineer
Who got ran over by a lawn mower
my dog
Who shot his family rabbit
John
Who was in power during the holocaust?
Hitler
What Is my dads actual occupation?
Chicken farming
How many grandchildren and great grand children did he have?
Like 32 I think
Who shot them self in the face?
How many times have I gotten slapped in school?
Why do we not like Germany?
Cause it sucks
How many times have I accidentally almost killed my dad?
1!
What's he doing right now?
He may or may not of passed away
Who in my family was in the kkk
My Great Grandfather
Who's a bum teacher who gives too much work?
Germany
sucks