THE F8 OF HOBBS & SHAW
FAMOUS JESSES (REAL)
FAMOUS JESSES (FICTIONAL)
BEFORE & AFTER
FAST 9 AND THE FURIOUX pt. 1
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She’s the British hottie introduced in F8 to play Magdalene Shaw.

Dame Helen Mirren

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Oh Honey, this Jess played an in-demand video vixen and then went on to do two turns as a hard-to-spot Marvel superhero.

Jessica Alba

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From Mon-Fri, this Jess taught at a middle school school, before coming home to her 3 hot, funny, male roommates.

Jessica Day (New Girl)

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If a certain English co-ed pop group went into a closet and kissed each other.

S Club 7 Minutes in Heaven
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The actor who played flashback-Dom in F9, whose credits also include Good Grief, Ghost in the Shell, and Power Rangers Dino Thunder.

Vinnie Bennett (Vin Diesel’s son)

200

It’s the Samoan word said about a million times in H&S that means “sibling,” but only for someone of the same gender.

Uso

200

This actor's film roles included a swimmer with a fan, a stopper of clocks, and a person cheering cheerleaders.

Jesse Bradford

200

This Jess doesn't actually live up to her name, since she is only one by marriage.

Jessica Rabbit (Who Framed Roger Rabbit?)

200

She played twins - twice - but imagine if she played the infamous smuggler-turned-rebel hero!

Lindsay LoHan Solo

200

In F9, he piloted the jet that carried Tej and Roman up to the Earth’s atmosphere so they could Tokyo Drift into outer space.

Sean Boswell

300

She’s the actress we’ll soon be able to see as Sue Storm in The Fantastic Four: First Steps, but in H&S, she plays baddie, Hattie Shaw.

Vanessa Kirby

300

This eventual Duke of Hazzard stunned the world in 2003 when she said "Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken by the Sea.'"

Jessica Simpson

300

This Jess has a long history with killings - solving them and writing about them.

Jessica Fletcher (Murder, She Wrote)

300

For the first time, today, she wore this in the hometown of Spongebob Squarepants.

Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini Bottom

300

F9’s stunt cameo actress who played Leysa, the leader of a girl gang financially backed by Magdalene Shaw.

Cardi B

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Along with ice cream parlours, it’s where Hobbs says he’ll have to spend a lot of time if his daughter’s soccer team loses at the beginning of F8.

Tay Tay concerts 

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This Jess stunned as a hot ape sacrifice, the Wicked Witch of New Orleans, and Joan Crawford.

Jessica Lange

400

This Jess is described as "troubled," "jealous," and "pretentious." Despite this, he's often cited as one of the titular characters' best love interest.

Jess Mariano (Gilmore Girls)

400

Adam Sandler's animated take on King Arthur's court.

8 Crazy (K)Nights of the Roundtable

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Rita Morino of West Side Story, George Lopez, and one episode if The Magic School Bus fame joins the family in Fast X as this this character.

Abuelita Toretto (Dom’s grandma)

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Hobbes’ meal of choice at the diner for his cheat day at the beginning of H&S.

A fat stack of pancakes.

500

This late Jess had absolutely iconic roles, including a woman so rich she couldn't possibly know the price of a banana, and the animated boss/mother of an elite superspy.

Jessica Walter

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This Jess wasn't adapted from the original novel material, but on screen she's a fang-tastically adorable vampire princess.

Jessica Hamby (True Blood)

500

The friendly ghost first encounters the mother of our bride.

Casper Meets Wendy Slauenwhite

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The location of the black site prison run by The Agency™, which we finally discover in FX when Letty and Cipher find themselves there together.

Antarctica