Punny Animals
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Answer: A gummy bear!
What did the sushi say to the bee?
Wasabi!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
I'll meet you at the corner!
What did Shakespeare say when he saw the new play?
To pun or not to pun, that is the question!
What is a book's favorite dessert?
A novel pie!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese!
What do you call a bear that's stuck in the rain?
A drizzly bear!
How did the farmer find his lost tractor?
He tracked it down!
Why do writers always feel cold?
Because they’re surrounded by drafts!
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it had the drumsticks!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
What do you call a story about a broken pencil?
Pointless!
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator!
What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta!
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?
An investigator!
Why did the writer break up with the editor?
Because they couldn’t find common ground!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they'd be bagels!
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because it felt crummy!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Answer: Because he was outstanding in his field!
What did the librarian say to the book?
"You’re checked out!"