Most likely winner 1
Who is most likely to have a folder called "FINAL_v27_ACTUALFINAL."
1st only
Who is most likely to optimize their grocery shopping with a spreadsheet?
1st only
1st: Jess
Who is most likely to get roasted by a discussant and thank them for the "helpful feedback?"
1st only
Annie
Who is most likely to write 500 lines of code to avoid doing something manually for 30 seconds?
1st only
Dean
Who is most likely to explain dating using game theory?
1st only
Gaetano
who is most likely to quit the PhD and start an alpaca farm?
1st only
Annie
Who is most likely to survive solely on free seminar lunches?
Tie 1st
1st: Dean and Juan
Who is most likely to win survivor?
Tie for 1st
Who is most likely to have 75 tabs open for one paper?
Tie 1st
1st place: Annie and Luisa
Who is most likely to ask a question that is longer than the presentation?
1st and 2nd
1st: Gaetano
2nd: Dean
Who is most likely to survive a zombie apocalypse?
1st and 2nd
1st: Joe
2nd: Mary
Who is most likely to start a question with "This is more of a comment..."?
Tie 1st
1st place: Gaetano and Dean
Who is most likely to say "This would make a good job market paper?"
1st and 2nd
1st: Jess
2nd: Annie
Who is most likely to still be in their office at 2am?
1 and 2
1st: Bahadir
2nd: Luisa
Who is most likely to get arrested for disorderly behavior at a seminar?
1st and 2nd
1st: Gaetano
2nd: Jacob
Who is most likely to cite themselves?
1 and 2
First place: Gaetano
Second place: Jess
Who is most likely to ask a question then answer it themselves?
5 way tie. Only get points if all correct
Dean, Gaetano, Jacob, Luisa, Yaakov