Grifts
Client Quotes
Iconic @internal Emails
100

When you tell a client or potential client that "Hey we're gonna be in town next week!" even though we are really making a special trip.

What is the Fresno Flyby

100

"I've worked with a lot of consulting companies and you are one of the best at taking raw content and making something useful."

Who is Edward Jones

100

"I don’t think any travel is imminent.... to be triple clear we suspending all travel to China..."

Who is TD

200

When we are over resourced and can't allocate a task, so we put three interns on it and hope for the best.

What is the Cincinnati Corkscrew

200

"...this work walks on water, like it's floating above expectations."

Who is Cigna

200

"Thanks so much for all that you've done too Mike."

Who is David Hodge

300

When we design something far too sophisticated for other vendors' mediocre team to secure dev work for our own amazing engineering team

What is the Sacramento Slipknot

300

"I don't think I've ever cried from a technology presentation before."

Who are the Special Olympics

300

The announcer that team lunches are back after Covid, and the announcer that team lunches are suspended

Who are Abby Cook and TD

400

When we swap a junior developer in for a senior developer because the project is "pretty much done".

What is the Alabama Flim Flam

400

"If __ is a house, then WillowTree is the lumber that holds everything together.”

Who is Electrify America

400

"Our email signatures connect us as individuals to the WillowTree brand, and as such, are a reflection of our brand."

Who is Keith Miller

500

When Bizdev cuts the PM resource in order to reduce the price.

What is the Pasadena Pig-in-a-Poke

500

“More steak, less sizzle.”

Who is OHLQ

500

The original start of the Twinning email chain

Who is Alex Shafran