Background
In what town did Mr Johnson grow up?
Victor Harbor
What is Mr Johnson's favourite film?
Atonement
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In what setting did Mr Johnson get engaged?
A cinema.
Who is Mr Johnson's favourite poet?
W. B. Yeats
What novel briefly turned Mr Johnson into a vegetarian this year?
Tender is the Flesh
English and history.
What is Mr Johnson's favourite sporting team?
Arsenal
What is Mr Johnson's opinion of food preparation for the week?
He doesn't like it.
What language can Mr Johnson slightly speak due to 1000 days of Duolingo?
French (he can ask if/tell someone they're a cat)
What is Mr Johnson's favourite novel?
The Edible Woman
Name one arbitrary goal Mr Johnson has accomplished or intends to accomplish due primarily to the existential cosmic dread he feels from the slow, but ultimately meaningless, decay of both modern society and the universe?
Ran a marathon, read 52 books in a year, do the splits, etc.