Good Eatin'
Dad Jokes
I AM CANADIAN
Gen Z Slang
Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader
100

The Japanese adaptation of Chinese wheat noodles

Ramen

100

Guess who won the neck decorating contest

It was a Tie
100

The national animal of Canada

North American Beaver

100

To abruptly cut off communication without explanation

Ghost

100

What does the M stand for in the computer abbreviation RAM

Memory

200

A baseball game staple

Hotdog

200

Dogs can't operate MRI machines..

.. but catscan

200

Chosen for it's insignificance and distance from the American border, this is the capital city of Canada

Ottawa

200

A person's energy, confidence, or coolness, often measured in imaginary points

Aura

200

True or false? Light is the only thing that can escape a black hole

False

300

The 'turf' to the surf

Steak

300

Is your fridge running?

Well you better go catch it

300

There are 5 Great Lakes in North America. How many are lie, even partially, in Canada?

4

300

Overreacting, failing, or reacting dramatically

Crashing out

300

Steven has $100 in pennies. How many pennies does he have

10,000

400

A Mexican stick dessert often covered in sugar 

Churro

400

Why did the employee at the calendar store get fired?

Because he took too many days off

400

Made official by the National Sports Act in 1994, Canada has two national sports; Ice Hockey for winter and _____ for summer

Lacrosse

400

A phrase used to tell someone to go outside and stop being chronically online

Touch Grass

400

What do you call a scientist that studies weather

Meteorologist 

500

This 'drink you can eat' originated in Taiwan

Bubble Tea

500

Why do melons have weddings?

Because they can't elope (cantaloupe) 

500

MI6, CIA, MOSSAD, DGSE.. We have one too

CSIS - Canadian Security Intelligence Service

500

Listening to gossip

Sip Tea

500

What is the numeric value of the Roman numeral L

50