Blunt Science
When you're high and craving food
The munchies
A white powder distilled from the Coca leaf
Cocaine
The force that pulls things towards Earth
Gravity
A thin tall humanoid with a featureless white head and face, wearing a black suit. Commonly depicted stalking, abducting, or traumatizing people.
Slenderman
Wears the letter S on his chest, Mostly depicted wearing read undies over a blue costume, has X-Ray vision
Superman
A simple water pipe with a bowl
A bong
An opioid typically injected; distilled from poppy seeds
Heroin
Approximately how long it takes for light from the sun to reach earth
8 minutes
A labyrinth of empty office rooms that can be entered by no clipping out of reality
Backrooms
A frail man who enhanced to the peak of human physical perfection from an experimental “super-soldier serum” after joining the United States Army to aid the country’s efforts in World War II.
Captain America
The main psychoactive compound in cannabis
THC
Usually comes in the form of a tab or gel, referred to as "acid"
LSD
The secret leaked Spongebob episode where Squidward kills himself
Squidward's Suicide
Known for his trademark rocky appearance, he has superhuman strength, a sense of humor, and the battle cry "It’s clobberin’ time!"
The Thing
A bong with two containers that uses air pressure and water to draw smoke
A gravity bong
Colloquially known as "magic mushrooms," often found growing in cow dung
Psilocybin cubensis
F = MA
Newton's second law of motion
A college sophomore who aquires a haunted game cartridge of Majora’s Mask and is plagued by the presence of a seemingly omniscient AI
Ben Drowned
A blind lawyer who fights for justice in the courtroom and on the streets of New York City.
Daredevil
The unheated form of THC, pre-combustion
THCa
A cactus containing psychoactive alkaloids found in the Chihuahuan Desert
Peyote
A former sidekick of Captain America, James Buchanan “Bucky” Barnes, who was thought to have died in World War II. He was later revived as a brainwashed assassin cyborg.
The Winter Soldier