This phrase was the only thing keeping us in the Tuna line on Halloween
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This gate made us all realize we probably had A.D.D.
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This visitor became known for wandering around campus alone waiting for the text then getting it and deciding to just go home.
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For a class assignment, Jess and I had to take photos where our faces drooped, pretending to have this medical condition
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This ‘gate’ involved a bird, a burner, and a total lack of trust.
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This one-night visitor was only briefly seen in passing down each level of the house and never coming back.
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In our Snapchat group chat, Maddy sent an AI-generated photo that convinced all of us this was real
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this gate had us thinking mars shouldn't be explored type shiiiii
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This unexpected guest, brought along by another visitor, threw up in our bathroom before we even left for the bar but tried to play it off
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PCIH was a condition we claimed to have. what did it stand for?
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This ‘gate’ stemmed from a collective obsession that quickly became a daily priority, even interrupting class and homework
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At one point, the entire house had a discussion centered around this type of daily body exercise
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After a game day, this unexpected visitor—who had a crush on Maddy—randomly ended up sitting in our dining room talking to her for way too long
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