Joe's Perspective
If Joe could get rid of anything in Becky’s wardrobe, what article of clothing would he dump?
Her underwear, because she won’t stop complaining about them.
What is the bride-to-be’s dream job?
To be an event coordinator for a major library.
What was your first official date?
Remember, remember the fifth grade of November. That’s all I know.
If Joe were an animal, what type of animal would he be and why?
She will know this. I would also be a river otter for the same reasons as she would be... because they are cute, and they always have fun.
Joe's favorite gift from the bride-to-be?
Definitely my sword!
What is the one item the bride-to-be cannot not live without?
Her giant purse 👜
If she could travel anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Any European country in the north where it is cold
When and where was your first kiss with the bride-to-be?
On her couch.
If the bride-to-be were an animal, what type of animal would she be and why?
She would be a river otter because they are cute, and they always have fun.
What do you think the bride-to-be loves most about you?
She loves that she can be her goofy self around me.
You’ve gone to Publix to pick up milk. On a whim, you decide to get Becky a little surprise treat. What would the treat be?
Dark chocolate and some lube.
If the bride-to-be could move anywhere without having to worry about a job or family, where would it be?
She would probably go back to NYC, but I would like to move to Montana.
What do you think is the bride-to-be’s favorite memory of your relationship?
I would say when I proposed.
What does Joe think the bride-to-be’s favorite gift is from him?
A sword or something Scottish.
What does Joe love the most about the bride-to-be?
I love that I can be my goofy self around her. We have a lot of fun just doing silly stuff.
What is Joe’s dream car?
BMW M3, she will not know the “M3” part.
She won $1 million. What's the first thing she buys/spends it on?
Either a house, or she is going to improve the house in some way.
What is Joe's favorite memory of his relationship with the bride-to-be?
I loved when she drug me to an Offspring concert. I didn’t want to go be a it was Friday and I was tired from a long week, but it ended being very fun.
One item Joe cannot live without?
His car
What one thing did Becky care about most in terms of the wedding?
EVERYTHING!!!
Given a free pass to sleep with any celebrity who would Joe choose?
Becky is a celebrity in our house
What one thing of Joe’s would Becky most want to throw away?
Any article of clothing Joe leaves on the floor.
When Becky says, “Joe, they’re playing our song” what song are they playing?
The Journey “small town girl song” or anything by The Distillers… or Flogging Molly… or maybe something else… I don’t know.
What is the bride-to-be’s most obnoxious habit? What is the groom-to-be's most obnoxious habit?
She chews with her mouth open at home, not at restaurants.
Joe sleeps too much, and can’t pay attention.
Complete this sentence: I knew I had found the love of my life when she ____________________.
Knew who The Distillers were.