What grocery item did Beema use as a doll as a child?
a Chicken
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LEG
What does Beema do after every haircut?
Cry
Beem saw the...
Peen
What item did Bookie throw on the front lawn when Beema would not stop complaining about how bad it smelled?
a new mattress
Which one of Beema's friends said "I've got a gun in my back pocket and I'm not afraid to use it!"
Blanche
Beema waffles
French Toast
What did Beem ask for for her birthday after she and Bookie moved to Catskill because she was afraid someone would get killed coming to her house?
A Guard rail
Beema was engaged to whom before she married Grandpa?
Mike Croco
Who threw the ball that hit Beema in the crotch?
Uncle John
Why did Beema drive off the road when she was a teenager?
Because there was a bee in the car
Banana Bread
beema bread
What infamous man did Beema go to the prom with?
Oliver North
The Beauty pageant Beema won
Tulip Queen
What was Beema's first dog named?
Honey
What was Beema's first job?
A dress factory
What Beema called Tessee when she caught Billy Sulkey hanging out of Tessee's bedroom window?
a trollop
What was the name of the eatery that Beema and Aunt Judy used to play?
The Pinwheel diner
Name the high School Beema went to.
Okawamic
For what reason did Ali almost call the police on Beema when she was a teenager?
Stealing her alcohol
Why was Beema afraid to go to Hudson on the bus as a teenager?
Because some girls had threatened to beat her up
What bad thing happened to Beema that made Grandpa laugh so hard that it almost cured his cancer?
Beema got stung in the crotch by a bee in front of a worker and ripped her pants off!
Why did beema become a dental hygienist?
Because her friend Joyce did
Who were Beema's roommates in Dental hygiene school?
Patty and Debbie
what does Beema "teach" at OBX?
water Ballet