Finish the Quote
“Whenever I am about to do something, I think,
‘Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing.”
- Dwight Schrute
What is Michael’s username for the online dating website?
Little Kid lover
Schrute Farms offers butter sculptures of what 3 animals for wedding receptions?
A cow, a goat, or a sheep
What is the name of Jan’s Candle Business?
Serenity by Jan
“‘R’ is among the most menacing of sounds…”
“...that’s why it’s called murder not mukduk.”
- Dwight Schrute
How many minutes did Michael Scott work for the office?
9,986,000
What are the 3 room themes at Schrute Farms?
America, Irrigation, & Nighttime
What is Kelly Kapoor’s drink order?
Seven and Seven with 8 Maraschino cherries, Sugar on the rim, blended if you can.
“He may have won the battle,
…but I will win the next battle.”
- Andy Bernard
Name 3 of Michael’s ex girlfriends.
Donna Newton
Carol Stills
Helene Beesly
Jan Levinson
Holly Flax
Dwight purchases a book called “The Ultimate Guide to Throwing a Garden Party” off the internet. Who was the author of this book?
Jim Halpert (under the pseudonym James Trickington)
What person do both Kelly and Angela fight over?
Charles Minor
“I find the mystery genre disgusting.
I hate being titillated.”
- Angela Martin
What is the name of the show that Michael Scott was on when he was a child?
Fundle Bundle
In season 9, Dwight’s family experiences a loss of a family member. What Schrute family custom does he use to invite people from the office to the funeral?
He throws dirt in their faces.
Name 2 of the 6 Cliches that Phyllis says when it rains.
“It is raining cats and dogs out there.”
“Nobody knows how to drive in the rain.”
“The roads are actually the slickest the first half hour.”
“The plants are going to love this.”
“I actually sleep better when it’s raining.”
“This weather makes me want to stay at home curled up with a good book.”
Who said it?
“When Pam gets Michael’s old chair, I get Pam’s old chair. Then I’ll have two chairs. Only one to go.”
Creed Braton
When Michael must take up a second job, what is his job and what is the name of the company he works for?
Telemarketer at Lipophedrine Diet Pill Company
What is the location of Schrute Farms?
Honesdale, Pennsylvania
What is Meredith Palmer’s son's name, and what is his profession in the finale?
Jake Palmer, a stipper