Tv Shows & Movies
What Plankton is always trying to steal from the Krusty Krab.
The "recipe" that dictates how much and to what extent the employer will contribute for a profit-sharing contribution. (Ex. 3% of compensation)
Krabby Patty Secret Allocation Formula
Lead singer of the band Aerosmith.
Our favorite ERISA Law lecturer.
Steven Tyler Wilson
The type of retirement plan that consists only of an employer nonelective contribution (aka no deferrals).
The famous saying I tell my niece when she doesn't want to share her dolls with the other kids at daycare.
Profit-sharing is caring
Micah's favorite rehire
Ice cream that has chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry
Sydneyapolitan
A popular boxed caramel corn snack
A silly/scary carved pumpkin
Cracker Jack-o-lantern
The captain of the Millennium Falcon, husband of Princess Leia, best friend to Chewbacca
The department within NOVA that handles owner-only plans
Han Solo(K)
What can be done if a terminated participant has less than 1000 dollars in their account and have elected not to take a distribution.
A famous John Hall and Daryl Oates song that went #1 on the 1984 billboard charts. The second line of the catchy chorus is "But I'm out of my head when you're not around".
Force Out of Touch
The last subsection (others include Identification, Vesting, Definitions, Insurance, and Assumptions) within the General section of ASC planspecs that we never touch for the sake of plan setups
The (depressing) holiday in February known for love and stuff (aka the only holiday worse than Halloween).
Daily Val-entines Day
The consequences or aftereffects of a significant unpleasant event.
Sydney's smart person Degree
Aftermathematics
Middle Eastern country with Iran to to the west and Pakistan to the east of it
A measure of the amount of variation or dispersion of a set of values
Afghanistanard deviation
A late-90's/early 2000's Nickelodeon animated TV show that revolved around 4 skateboarding friends and their adventures together
What Lisa calls people who are very good at ASC in comparison to their peers (she def didnt come up with the name btw if u were wondering)
Rocket Power users
The abbreviation for the governmental act of 1994 that protects employees on unpaid maternity/paternity leave
The band that sings the songs "Back in Black" and "Thunderstruck"
FMLAC/DC
The address delivered by the president of the United States to a joint session of the United States Congress near the beginning of each calendar year on the current condition of the nation.
An employee who is excludable for retirement plan purposes due to them being covered by a collective bargaining agreement.
State of the Union Employee
A netflix original drama series that follows main character Piper through her struggles in a women's prison after she is convicted of money laundering and fraud.
The reason Salvidore Dalí cant drink milkshakes
Orange Is the New Blacktose intolerant
What you might stand under around christmas time if you are looking for a kiss
An alternative to a microwave or conventional oven if you want to heat up some left overs or cook some pizza rolls
Mistletoester oven
The name of the short main antagonist in the first Shrek movie.
What the court issues my angry ex wife when she wants to get the money in my retirement plan.
Lord FaarQRDO
How every prince and princess go on to live at the end of every (good) fairytale (I hate sad endings)
A form of employee contribution that is not subject to the 402(g) deferral limit however is tested under the 401(m) section of the plan for coverage and nondiscrimination purposes.
Happily ever after-tax contributions
A large natural or man-made lake/container used as a source of water supply
Tyler Wilson's favorite phrase (read the fu...)
ResevoirTFD
The nickname micah gave Sydney after she consistently gets this percentage higher than him on all the (real) Lisa census homeworks
Another name for 100 years
Misses four percentury
A popular alternative rock song from 2003, sung by the band "The Killers" that assures the lead singer is "doing just fine"
What you may order along your entre at a steakhouse if you want some veggies in addition to your main course
Mr. Brightside salad
A TV show on the Discovery Channel that follows extreme crab fisherman in their dangerous job to catch snow crabs in the Bearing Sea.
The excess contributions over the standard 402(g) limit that is permitted for people over the age of 50
Deadliest Catch-up contributions
The type of distribution where an employee takes all of their account balance at once
The infamous first 4 words in the Smash Mouth song "Allstar".
Lump-sumBody once told me.
A generally flawed arrangement between two friends who casually hook up but decide not to enter into a relationship
The other side of the retirement plan coin opposite of defined contribution, generally containing pension plans and stuff.
Friends with defined benefits
Micah goes on these when he swears he won't distract or derail the task at hand that Sydney is trying to focus on (spoiler, he will)
Our #1 favorite word bar none
Little tiny tangentially
The grade after preschool but before 1st grade.
A 1999 teen rom-rom starring Heath Ledger and Julia Styles (the GOAT rom-com btw)
KindergarTen Things I Hate About You