BEFORE AND AFTER
A cheesy hot dog that shoots bullets fairly quickly
Texas Tommy Gun
An adage dating back (at least) to the 17th century declares this to be the time when it's always darkest.
Before the dawn
An unpromotable ensign who's also a treasured Canadian sitcom
Harry Kim's Convenience
A founding father who sells ice cream
Benjamin Franklin Fountain
The actor who played Dr. McCoy, now a road running along the Schuylkill River
DeForest Kell(e)y Drive
An Excel trick made mostly obsolete by XLOOKUP, but maybe it can still help you find a date for this weekend
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A person selecting players for a fantasy league might be called this.
Drafter
A retired basketball player who's a Klingon warship
Larry Bird of Prey
A famous Super Bowl play that goes on a Big Mac
Philly Special Sauce
An historic neighborhood and one of the most famous Original Series episodes, featuring Joan Collins as Edith Keeler
Old City on the Edge of Forever
A Disney theme park that's a Disney video game
Animal Kingdom Hearts
This trio of romantic dramas, which hit the silver screen between 1995 and 2013, is named for the one word all three installments' titles have in common.
The Before Trilogy (Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, Before Midnight)
A really nice guy in Starfleet, but a complete asshat on Fox News
Trip Tucker Carlson
The city's founder, currently the oldest and largest track and field competition in the country
William Penn Relays
The sound made by a salvo of photon torpedoes that's also a policy research NGO headquartered in Philadelphia
Pew Pew Pew Charitable Trusts
A billionaire who tested the Kennedy administration for almost two weeks
Mark Cuban Missile Crisis
One of several internal beams extending from the eaves to the peak of a roof and constituting its framework
Rafter
A Nobel-winning Irish writer who's an ensign on the USS Cerritos
Samuel Beckett Mariner
A former mayor moonlighting as Pennsylvania Route 132 in Bucks County
John Street Road
A gifted but socially awkward engineer who's a high-end steakhouse near Rittenhouse Square
Lieutenant Reginald Barclay Prime
A chain fast food restaurant where you can get tacos that's also a chain fast food restaurant where you can get tacos
Del Taco Bell
Known mostly for his novels, Ernest Hemingway also penned this nonfiction book about the ceremony and traditions of Spanish bullfighting.
Death in the Afternoon
A Star Trek episode that's also a piece of classical music? Sisko and Beethoven can live with that.
In The Pale Moonlight Sonata
Where the Eagles play, starring Kevin Costner
Lincoln Financial Field of Dreams
A university that's the same type of vessel as the USS Equinox
Villa Nova-class Starship