Recruiting
The Federal Government's own dating app for jobs. Our answer to online job hunting.
What is USA Jobs?
It's like hitting the reset button on life .... if life were a cranky computer that froze at the worst possible time.
What is restarting the computer?
We are supposed to have one by the beginning of every fiscal year, but we never do.....
What is a budget?
The people who can submit a FOIA request to a federal agency.
Who is anyone?
The Federal Agency that manages all Federal Government real estate, leases, property and GOVs.
Who is GSA (General Services Administration)?
The HR pro who sorts out your hiring and HR drama. Think of them as HR's version of a fairy godparent.
What is a Business Advisor?
A Command Prompt command to test if another network device is still awake.
What is a Ping?
What are Pay Increases?
The federal agency that is exempt from FOIA?
What is None?
An agreement between GSA and Federal Agencies for services such as office improvements, maintenance and repairs.
What is an RWA (Reimburseable Work Authorization)?
The summer intern program. Someone's chance to get work experience and get paid while learning how to avoid office politics:)
What is Pathways?
The shiny Windows 10 upgrade that loves hiding the start button.
What is windows 11?
The OMI team that couldn't be here, but helps us manage and execute our budget.
Who is BP&E?
The statutory time limit to respond to a FOIA request?
What is 20 working days?
Portland is the largest office in the WCR, and this one is the smallest.
What is the Salmon, ID Office?
If it's wrong, your promotion might go missing. It's the form that documents personnel changes.
What is an SF-52?
Where your files live in the digital sky. Just hope there's no virtual storm that ruins the day.
What is cloud storage?
These are some of the ways we can spend our federal dollars.
What are Contracts, Purchase Orders, Purchase Cards, etc.? (any one will do)
If you are assigned one of these, you think "I would rather get a root canal."
What is a FOIA?
Days that could occur during the week, that Federal Facilities are close.
What are Federal Holidays?
The branch that keeps HR running. They don't manage cash and go by HCMO.
What is the Human Capital Management Office?
Your online file storage, where you pray your co-worker doesn't hit "delete all."
What is Google Drive/Shared Drive?
We can spend our federal funds any way we want.
What is a hard "Nope!"
What is "all of it"?
Federal Facilities are located in these places.
What is the entire United States?