What does it mean to "hit the hay"?
To go to bed
What has hands but cannot write or clap?
A clock.
What is a little bear with no teeth is called?
A gummy bear.
Who are the characters in "The Dancing Turtle"?
The dad, two kids, and the turtle
What is 3+5?
8
What does it mean to "draw a blank"?
To forget or can't remember
What has a tongue but cannot talk?
A shoe.
What do you call a noodle that is fake?
An im-pasta.
Who said, "Seven at one stroke?"
The Valiant Little Tailor
I ate some rice balls. Who am I?
The Serpent from "Chi Li and the Serpent".
What does it mean it "costs an arm and a leg”?
Expensive
What always ends up broken before you use it?
An egg.
What’s an alligator in a vest called?
An investi-gator.
I fell into a ravine and ran away. Who am I?
Coyote from "Rabbit and Coyote"
Why is Cinderella so bad at playing football?
She runs away from the ball.
What does it mean to "hold your horses"?
To slow down
How do you make the number “one” disappear?
Add a “g” and it is “gone.”
What is cheese that doesn’t belong to you called?
Nacho cheese!
I decided not to steal. Who am I?
Dhammika from "The Cleverest Thief"
I am a demi-god. Who am I?
Hercules
What does it mean to "see eye to eye"?
To agree
What has four eyes but cannot see?
The state, MISSISSIPPI
Why did the toddler toss the butter out the window?
So they could see a butter-fly.
What was the second item that Molly Whuppie stole from the giant?
A purse.
A cowboy comes into town on Friday. He stays two nights at a local hotel. He leaves on Friday. How is this possible?
His horse's name is Friday.