Nicknames
Eldrick Tont Woods, nicknamed after his dad's army buddy who saved his dad's life
Who is Tiger?
All 18 chapters of this manual have a leading "M"
What is Medicaid Eligibility Manual?
You can buy this green plant with SNAP benefits, but it may take until summer for it to taste like a vegetable.
What are vegetable plants?
Coffee, Tea, Soda okay. This type of beverage don't even try it.
What is alcoholic?
simple magical act easily executed. used to amuse people at parties
What is a parlor trick?
The Gipper or Teflon President. No matter what he did nothing stuck to him. Even his Secret Service person took his bullet
Who is Ronald Wilson Reagan?
This manual has 26 chapters ranging from application to allotment
What is SNAP?
Get those hands dirty will you and these will spout with a little love as long as you don't cover them too deep
What are seeds?
Someone must have done it to be a rule. You may go to court if you sell SNAP for $500, drugs or these lead packers
What is ammunition and firearms?
How roads become when there is freezing rain.
What is slick?
Babs. She is a funny girl and you can't mistake the outline of her nose.
Who is Barbara Streisand?
Chapter in the TANF manual that details the requirements for participation in the VIEW program
What is Chapter 1000?
A bakery staple, the USDA says SNAP can buy this. You can have yours and eat it too.
What are bakery cakes?
You can buy this diet cola since 1963, but you can't run one at a store.
What is a Tab?
unlike the widows peak, these appear when the growth direction of the hair forms in the spiral pattern
What is a cowlick?
Elvis Presley?
Who is The King of Rock n Roll, Sir Swivel hips, or Elvis the Pelvis?
Only Benefit Program Manual besides TANF that can be viewed as "one document"
What is Energy Assistance?
Thank goodness this is included in approved foods because everyone has a sweet tooth now and then.
What is candy or chocolate?
you may consider him a member of your family but SNAP does not. don't try to buy his food no matter how loud he barks
What is pet food?
When you are a TANF or intake worker your skin needs to be this
What is thick?
John Elroy Sanford. I don't think his Son's hair was RED. He played a junk dealer on television
Who is Redd Foxx?
The manual for this program is found under DARS - Adult Protective Services. If you apply for this assistance it serves as an application for Medicaid
What is Auxiliary Grants?
If you want SNAP to pay for an energy drink make sure the can contains one of these.
What is a nutrition facts label?
live fish, lobster, and crab yes, but don't try to get across the register with one of these or you may get plucked
What is a chicken/bird?
Very fast American hound; white mottled with bluish grey
What is a bluetick?