DIY
High-Profile Escorts
04/05
Horse Girls
Classic Portmanteaus
400

Defense Distributed, an "online open source software company", became infamous for releasing digital blueprints for this DIY craft item.

What are (3D-Printed) Guns?

400

The Trump Administration recently announced the U.S. Navy would be escorting oil tankers through this highly contested waterway.

What is the Strait of Hormuz?

400

The Force surrounds, penetrates, and binds this together, according to Obi-Wan Kenobi.

What is everything? (or What is the galaxy?)

400

This famous historical figure's horse ridewas a defining moment remembered within the U.S. Revolutionary War.

Who is Paul Revere?

400

MJ's pro sport + a pen with a bearing in the tip.

What is Basketballpoint pen?

800

This eccentric shut-in was most fmaous for his DIY exhibitions that really blew up around university campuses in the 70's and 80's.

Who is Ted Kaczynski?

800

In a way, this Capcom zombie video game can be thought of as one long escort mission, as the protagonist guides the President's daughter through zombified spain.

What is Resident Evil 4?

800

Jedi and Sith power their iconic glowing blades using these rare crystals.

What are Kyber Crystals?

800

This Roman Emporer loved his horse Incitatus so much he attempted to make the horse a consul before being eventually assassinated.

Who is Caligula?

800

"Turkish" footstool + compulsory

What is Ottomandatory?

1200

This auto mechanic put his ingenuity to the test when he created a homemade tank out of a bulldozer and demolished several local buildings in Granby, Colorado.

Who is Marvin Heemeyer / Killdozer?

1200

The first season of this Television series based on a game follows Joel escorting Ellie across a more ecofriendly United States.

What is The Last of Us?

1200

Before becoming a Sith Lord, Count Dooku was the Padawan to this legendary Jedi Master.

Who is Yoda?

1200

This Russian Empress was accused of carnally knowing a horse by her detractors, but there's no evidence it actually happened.

Who is Catherine the Great?

1200

Mega-jealous Shakespearian guy + a "prefrontal" type of brain surgery.

What is Othellobotomy?

1600

Tetsuya Yamagami would've fit well in the Fallout universe when he made a big splash at a Shinzo Abe rally with this DIY craft project item.

What is an Improvised Firearm? (Gun)

1600

This poorly-aged 2010 comedy featuring P. Diddy follows Jonah Hill escorting Russel Brand to an event in LA.

What is Get Him to the Greek?

1600

Boba Fett, legendary bounty-hunter, is the captain of this intergalactic ship.

What is the Slave I?
1600

This iconic 13th-century horse girl rode through Coventry unclothed, only covered by her long her, to meet demands set in order for texes to be lowered on the citizens.

Who is Lady Godiva?

1600

Elastic synthetic fabric plus skill & grace in physical movement

What is Spandexterity?

2000

David Hahn sure was a self starter when he turned his backyard into a super fund site after he used smoke detectors and other bits to try and make this.

What is a Nuclear Reactor?

2000

The United States Navy had to escort merchant ships across the atlantic during World War Two due to the threats posed by these watercraft.

What are German Submarines / Uboats?

2000

The Separatists' massive flagship cruiser, the Invisible Hand, served as the personal command ship for this armed general.

Who is General Grievous?

2000

This infamous and viral internet shock video allegedly features a man "seeing about a horse".

What is Mr Hands?

2000

Annual publication with tables & forecasts plus something out of place in time.

What is almanachronism?