Childhood Lore
What’s the animal Yamilet pretended to be when she asked Pa to shoot her?
A reindeer
Yamilet
The thing Pa punched when arguing with ma.
The wall.
All but one sibling were born in this cold, northern state.
Michigan
According to Mami, “All men are __.”
A-holes
All but one child were said to be an accident. Who wasn’t?
Eliuth
Where was Eliuth when he got electrocuted?
Tio Jose and Tia Yadira’s house
The living room couch.
This scary video is one that traumatized us all growing up.
Why did Jizel say she wanted to put a bag over her head?
“Because I wanna die.”
According to court documents, Papi Juan was said to have __ the Banda kids.
Kidnapped
After Mami and Jizel’s crash, the only thing lost was what?
Jizel’s two front teeth
According to Jizel, Eliuth gets the most mad over family __.
Eating without him.
The year Papi Juan and Mami got divorced
2009
Mami’s iconic line to win an argument and make you feel bad
“Cuando me muere-“
This bloxy YouTube search history got Jizel grounded for the first time.
Roblox Huping
After years of innocence, Yamilet found out she could’ve died after this stupid brotherly stunt
Lighting her hair on fire
During a heated argument, Juan pushed Yamilet to the wall using this cleaning device.
A broom.
This delicious item was one that got Juan in lots of trouble after attempting to sneak past Pa.
Pizza
Yamilet’s infamous last words before Mami walked into the room and saw her hopping on the floor while her brothers were “asleep”
“Ribbit”
The number of years between adopting Apollo and Kai.
2 years
How long was the boy who cried wolf - Juan - in the hospital for?
3 months (October-January)
In order to get even with Eliuth, Juan pushed this item up where the Sun don’t shine.
A toothbrush
This orange cat passed away peacefully under the palm tree in the back
Walter
After getting caught sneaking out by his sister, Juan used what as an excuse?
“I just wanted fresh air.”