Totally Random
Past and Present Pets and Pests
HP Weirdos
"colorful" songs from the early 2000s
"Shawnisms"
100

A very drunk and vegetarian Kiki ate (and wore) this delicious food item on her 21st birthday. 

a cheeseburger from Leo's 

100

this felis catus is ready in 15 minute

Eggroll

100

This weirdo wrote the steamiest stories. 

Rapper Dan

100

Finish the lyrics:

"...and how the pollen fell all around your face __ ______ ______ ________

in strange yellow patterns 

100
Just another name for a cigarette 

snig

200

While dancing to the postal service in Kiki's wordsworth bedroom Assa got this sharp object stuck in her foot. 

a safety pin

200

This initially misgendered feline, first named ____ now goes by the name of ______.

 Glen / Glenda

200

This hissing, running, and backpack toting nautical leader excelled at laser tag and loved chasing rolling quarters.

SEA KING (will also accept that weird kid with the backpack who hissed at everyone and his real name (which I don't remember))

200

Using the lyrics, name the title of this song:

"I like your hair much better that way 

when it hangs down front

IT HANGS DOWN FRONT"

the red dress

200

Shawn can get crabby when this lady isn't around

Mary Jane


will also accept:

weed/pot/any variation of marijuana 

300

this facebook stranger had the dumbest name 

Ross Todd

300

A trip to the doctor was in store for Shawn after he ran into this freeloading worm at the gym.
**DAILY DOUBLE**

What is RING WORM 

300

This city treasure still wears the same red & white jacket as he strolls up and down HP's major roads

The 9-mile walker 

300

Finish the lyrics

"I'm nicotine, I'm a cash machine, I'm ___ _____ _____"


the color green

300

If the word 'cool' is wearing out its welcome in your personal lexicon, try this dope synonym that was Shawn's favorite back in like 2008/2009. 

sneet

400

This ex-lover loved to throw shoes

Dima (sp??)
400

this tort disappeared nearly as quickly as she came. 

Elma

400

This McDonald's loving, prositutesque, late-in-age woman resembled a clown with the amount of making she was sporting.


Crazy Mary 

Hazel Park Mary

400

Using the lyrics, name the title of this song:

"should've done something, but i've done it enough

by the way your hands were shaking

rather waste some time with you"

blue and yellow 

400

These words could be true, but are they really? Shawn is chock-full of these little nuggets of wisdom! 

Shawn Facts 

500
Come one, come all, it's time we slap the bag with a fresh box of....

Franzia

500

this black beauty was a cat of many names

angel princess baby/princes baby angel/honestly I can't remember what the cats name was exactly but Randi can confirm the correct answer. 

500

This girl had a very obvious mustache

(it's mean, I know, but I literally ran out of other ideas)

Stacy Dixon/Stacey Dickson or any variation of the name is acceptable. 

500

Using the lyrics, name the title of this song:

"and when the answer that you want

is in the question that you state

come what may

come what may"

Blood Red Summer 

500

Fill in the blanks to finish this popular Shawn phrase: 

"I need to go home to ______ __ _________ and ______ __ _____"


**DAILY DOUBLE**

change my underwear/charge my phone