Which grandchild has gotten pulled over the most
Emma
Accumulated the most air miles
Aunt Sharon's festive holiday dessert. They say it's pretty easy to fall off of.
pumpkin log cake
Uncle Johnny
David killed Goliath with these two items, both start with the same letter.
Sling and Stone
Go to bakers in the family
Rachel and Keren
AKA "the crazy hat... I mean cat lady"
Abi
Aunt Beth's delectable dish. A cow has two of these: one on each side.
Beef brisket
Hair like Matthew McConaughey
Uncle Jimmy
According to the first chapter of Proverbs, what was the beginning of knowledge?
The fear of the Lord
Philip's favorite leaf
spinach
Joseph
Ohio is famous for this condiment that is the Obrien boys' favorite.
Ranch
Uncle Steve's favorite song
Blessed Quietness
“Blessed is he that reads, and they that hear the words of this prophecy…for the time is at hand” is in this Bible book
Revelation
Peter Daghfal
Most likely to do something they were explicitly told not to do
Katie... or [insert family member name]
Creamy and crushed. Gives Angela PTSD
hummus
forgets names the most
Uncle Daniel... I mean George
This patient man was told, “at destruction & famine you will laugh: neither will you be afraid of the beasts”
Job
best Indian accent
debatable
Teta's guilty pleasure.
Doesn't exist
Teta's best dish
All of them
Jido's guilty pleasure
Winking. Sneaking nuts when no one is looking. Sneaking out to the garden when no one is looking.
“The heart of the wise is in the house of mourning; but the heart of fools is in” this
house of mirth