Ancient History
This movie scared her so bad, she needed her dad to dance around spraying magic Fabreeze and an army of wooden dinosaurs as protection before falling asleep.
What is Snow White?
Her sister colored all over her favorite movie poster featuring this 90s heartthrob.
Who is Leonardo DiCaprio?
She unknowingly farted poofs of baby powder throughout this store.
What is the Verizon store?
This is the state name with only one syllable (at least in her clap-once-and-call-it-monosyllabic system).
What is "OHIO!"?
She called this literary necessity the "Dibble of Continents" when she was little.
What is the Table of Contents?
She greeted David Wood in this flustered way at the local Colonial Villager marketplace.
What is "hiiii!!!!"?
What is Science Fiction?
She accidentally let this bodily function out in front of upperclassman Nordic team hotties Mike Long and Lincoln Field.
What is a snot rocket?
It was these types of people she said she couldn't work well with in a job interview.
Who are people who are too into magic and mythical creatures?
She got arrested for this crime in college.
What is vandalism?
"Can I please speak to Doug," Elisabeth says when calling her partner's house about a high school group project. When met with the clarifying question, "Junior or Senior?" her response baffled.
What is "umm...the freshman??"?
She lost friends in college for stating she believed the Bible should be categorized under this genre.
What is Myth & Folklore?
This is the middle name of her longtime childhood crush, Doak Jantzen.
What is E?