HARD
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
A towel
Which king loved fractions?
Henry the ⅛.
What has no beginning, end, or middle?
A doughnut.
What do teens say when they have trouble with even numbers in their math class?
I can’t even
What goes up and never comes down?
Your age
What word in the English language does the following: the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify greatness, while the entire world signifies a great woman.
Heroine
Mrs. Brown has 5 daughters. Each of these daughters has a brother. How many children does Mrs. Brown have?
They have 6 children. Each daughter has the same brother. There are 5 daughters and 1 son.
What can you throw but not catch?
Your breath.
I have a thousand wheels, but move I do not. Call me what I am, call me a lot.
A parking lot
How many months have 28 days?
All months
I sleep during the day and hide away.
I open at dawn’s light.
I only shine for the briefest time,
Then hide away and sleep through the day.
What am I?
Sunrise
81 x 9 = 801. What do you need to do to make this equation true?
Turn it upside down. 108 = 6 x 18.
How can a man go seven days without sleep?
He only sleeps at night
What question can you never answer yes to?
Are you asleep yet?
What fruit is always sad?
Blueberry
People walk in and out of me.
They push and I follow.
When they walk out on me, I close up, and I stay waiting for the next person to walk into my life when I am again open.
What am I?
An elevator
When Grant was 8, his brother was half his age. Now, Grant is 14. How old is his brother?
His brother is 10. Half of 8 is 4, so Grant’s brother is 4 years younger. This means when Grant is 14, his brother is still 4 years younger, so he’s 10.
What can make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles).
If a chemistry and biology teacher go to a bar, where do they sit?
The periodic table.
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
A Palm
They are many and one, they wave and they drum. You take them with you everywhere. What are they?
Hands
In a certain country ½ of 5 = 3. If the same proportion holds, what is the value of 1/3 of 10?
The answer is 4.
Which weighs more, a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
Neither, they both weigh one pound.
What do you do if there is a kidnapping at high school?
You wake him up.
What has a head and a tail, but no body?
A coin