"There's this big warning on the Advil that says not to take it if you're allergic to aspirin. I'm allergic to aspirin but whatever I'll deal with it"
Mama
The pool
It is family tradition to watch this movie every Christmas.
A Charlie Brown Chirstmas
Which STINKY family member is full of microplastics? (I'm not fat btw)
Joseph
Mama and I love to leave the house and wreak havoc on public places- an activity that we have lovingly given this nickname.
Capers
"My clock is having a panic attack"
Joseph
We all made sure not to do this to hikers, something that Grandma Buchanan was once the queen of.
Fat-shame
Dada and I love this sci-fi series and talk about it non-stop.
Star Trek
Mama felt guilty after dying of laughter at a lady who tripped on a curb outside of this restaurant.
Cheesecake Factory
This blocky sandbox video game is the same age as me, and it's one of my personal favorites.
Minecraft
"...And there was this guy, err, the boy kid, whatever you call it"
Dada
On day 3 of our trip, we ate at a restaurant that had a dessert menu exclusively dedicated to this food. (Bonus points if you can name the restaurant!)
Pie
Restaurant name: You Need Pie!
!! DAILY DOUBLE !!
In Uncle Buck, what happens in the end to Bug, Tia's evil ex-boyfriend?
Buck kidnaps him in the trunk of his car so he and Tia can take revenge on him.
Abuela no longer has an executive membership at this store.
Costco
This food (and never-ending menu item at Olive Garden) has a mind grip on Joseph.
Garlic breadsticks
(When asked to name something of similar value to a car or a house) "A refrigerator"
On our last day of the trip, we had to turn back halfway through the trail because we got hit by this specific type of severe weather.
Thunderstorm and hail
Cars and Hot Wheels
This year, Mama switched her Starbucks order from chai to this drink, because they did irreparable damage to their original chai recipie.
Matcha
!! DAILY DOUBLE !!
Mama and Joseph equally would kill for this orange candy.
Circus Peanuts
"I'm sharting in my sharcket"
Dada
(Bonus from Mama: "It's a shacket, not a sharcket."
This was the trail/location we hiked on the very first day of our trip.
Bear Lake
Dada can name all 27 installments of this movie series in order, as well as recall the main cast from each.
James Bond
We have a complicated history with this family member, but at least we calmed her down when she visited by taking her to eat pasta and watch Wicked.
Aunt Rita
The best restaurant to go to at night (and where many funny stories get told)
iHop