I go up, but never come down. What am I?
Age
If you have 1 apple and take away 1 apple, how many apples do you have?
1(the one you took)
What has an eye but cannot see?
A needle
If you spell "silk" five times fast, what do cows drink?
Milk
If you answer this question, what answer is impossible to say truthfully?
"I am lying"
I have hands but cannot clap. What am I?
A clock
What number is odd, but becomes even when you remove one letter?
Seven
What has a neck but no hands, and two arms but no hands?
A shirt?
Which is heavier: a pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?
They weigh the same
Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain in the world?
Mount Everest
The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I?
Footsteps
A rooster lays an egg on a roof. Which side does it roll off?
All of them.
What has many teeth but cannot bite?
A hair comb
If you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Second
You see a boat filled with people, but there isn't a single person on board. How is this possible?
They are all married.
I can be cracked, made, told, and played. What am I?
A joke
How many months have 28 days?
All of them.
It takes 5 machines, 5 minutes, to make 5 widgets. How long would it take 100 machine to make 100 widgets.
5 minutes
What begins with T, ends with T, and has T inside it?
Teapot
A man pushes his car to a hotel and loses his money. What is he playing?
Monopoly.
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
Echo
A girl has as many brothers as sisters, but each brother has only half as many brothers as sisters. How many brothers and sisters are there.
4 sisters and 3 brothers
I am a word. If you remove my first letter, I become the same. If you remove my last letter, I become the same. If you remove my first and last letters, I still become the same. What word am I?
Same
What world is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary?
Incorrectly
A man looks at a photo and says, "Brothers and sisters I have none, but that man's father is my father's son." Who is in the photo?
His son.