Valentines
Brain Teasers
Jokes
DUI/General
Alcohol
100

What is a common symbol shown on Valentines day

A Heart

100

The more you have of it the less you see

Darkness

100

Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

He was standing on the deck 

100

people act differently to similar amounts of alcohol (true or false)

true

100

The value of a beer, a glass of wine and a shot of 80 proof liquor that are all equal

What is 12 oz., 5 oz. and 1.5 oz

200

What flower is given most on Valentines day?

Roses

200

People make me, save me, change me, raise me. What am I?

Money 
200

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You're too young to smoke 

200

Drugs prescribed by a physician are not addictive (true or false)

false
200

The liver filters this percentage of alcohol from the body

90%

300

What colors are most shown on Valentines day?

Red and Pink

300

What can you keep but cannot share and once you share it, you can’t keep it anymore

secret

300

Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks?

Just in case they get a hole in one

300

Alcohol tolerance can signal problem use (true or false)

True

300

It is illegal to have a BAC over _____ while driving.

0.08

400

What is the Valentine's Day gift that people spend the most on?

Jewelry is typically spend the most on for February 14, at a whopping $5.8 billion per year!


400

84% of people reading this will not find the the mistake in this.  A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

"The the"

400

Why did the witch give up fortune telling?

There was no future in it

400

Rate that alcohol leaves system in an hour

.015

400

A device that can be installed into a vehicle, ordered by a judge, that measures BAC.


Ignition Interlocking Device



500

Who are the Greek & Roman goddess of Love?

Greek: Aphrodite

Roman: Venus

500


When I take five and add six, I get eleven, but when I take six and add seven, I get one. What am I?





a clock

500

What kind of jokes to vegetables like the most?

corny jokes 
500

What are the stages of change? (there's 5)

Precontemplation 


Contemplation 

Preparation 

Action 

Maintenance  

500
What does BAC stand for?

Blood Alcohol Content