Classical Arguments
I have the ability to reason
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What is the ontological argument for the existence of a god?
Vault
What did God create to separate the waters above from the waters below?
Did God really say . . . ?
What did the serpent say to Eve?
Work, work, all day long. Punching that clock from dusk 'til dawn.
What was Adam's punishment for eating from the tree of good and evil?
Considered "prehistoric."
What are dinosaurs?
God is qualified to dictate right and wrong.
What is the moral argument for the existence of a god?
Why did God create a suitable helper for Adam?
Dirty reptile
Who is the serpent (Satan)?
Eat dirt!
What was the consequence for the serpent tempting Eve?
Subdue the earth.
What is the creation mandate?
The finest detail on the hummingbird's wing.
What is the telelogical argument for the existence of a god?
The greater and the lesser.
What are the sun and the moon?
That fruit looks pretty but it's a big NO!
What is the tree and good and evil?
A HOT weapon.
What is protecting the tree of the knowledge of good and evil?
The original hearers of the original words.
What is exogesis?
The stars and stripes are big at night, deep in the heart of Texas!
What is the cosmological argument for the existence of a god?
Dirty image bearer.
Who is Adam?
Eternal life.
What is the tree of life?
No more garden for you said the angel!
What is a cherabim?
One of these things is not like the other.
What is a genre?
The turtle and the hare.
What is the uncaused first cause?
Whew! I need a nap.
What did God do on the seventh day?
The blame game.
Hide and seek.
What did Adam & Eve do after they realized they had sinned?
The meaning of ancient words for us today.
What is hermaneutics?