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This strongman defeated an entire army with just the jawbone of a donkey.

Who is Samson?

Judges 15:15 – "He found a fresh jawbone of a donkey, reached out his hand and took it, and killed a thousand men with it."

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After being told he and Sarah would have a child in their old age, this man literally laughed at God’s promise.

Who is Abraham?

Genesis 17:17 – "Then Abraham fell on his face and laughed, and said in his heart, ‘Shall a child be born to a man who is one hundred years old?’"

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This man built a giant boat with no rain in sight—talk about a long-term project!

Who is Noah?

Genesis 6:14 – "Make yourself an ark of gopher wood."

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Jesus turned this into wine—his first recorded miracle!

What is water?

John 2:9 – "The water that had been turned into wine."

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When God asked him to go to Pharaoh, this man said, "But I’m not good at public speaking!"

Who is Moses?

Exodus 4:10 – "I have never been eloquent... I am slow of speech and tongue."

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This young shepherd-turned-king took down a giant with just a slingshot and a stone.

Who is David?

1 Samuel 17:50 – "So David prevailed over the Philistine with a sling and a stone."

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This prophet sarcastically told false prophets to shout louder because maybe their god was “asleep or on a journey.”

Who is Elijah?

1 Kings 18:27 – "Maybe he is sleeping and must be awakened!"

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This prophet had to lie on his side for over a year and cook his food over cow dung. Yikes!

Who is Ezekiel?

Ezekiel 4:4-15 – "I assign you 390 days, one day for each year of their sin."

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Moses threw this on the ground, and it turned into a snake!

What is a staff?

Exodus 4:3 – "So he threw it on the ground, and it became a snake."

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After eating the forbidden fruit, Adam tried to dodge responsibility by blaming this person.

Who is Eve?

Genesis 3:12 – "The woman You put here with me—she gave me some fruit from the tree!"

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This prophet called down fire from heaven in an epic showdown with false prophets.

Who is Elijah?

1 Kings 18:38 – "Then the fire of the Lord fell and consumed the burnt sacrifice."

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When God called him to speak, this prophet tried to get out of it by saying, "I do not know how to speak; I am only a child."

Who is Jeremiah?

Jeremiah 1:6 – "Ah, Sovereign Lord, I do not know how to speak; I am too young."

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This guy’s job was to live inside a big fish for three days before getting spit out.

Who is Jonah?

Jonah 1:17 – "Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights."

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Peter walked on this until he got scared and sank like a rock.

What is water?

Matthew 14:29-30 – "Then Peter got down out of the boat, walked on the water, and came toward Jesus."

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When caught worshiping a golden calf, this leader told Moses, "I just threw the gold in the fire, and out came this calf!"

Who is Aaron?

Exodus 32:24 – "So they gave me the gold, and I threw it into the fire, and out came this calf!"

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This disciple walked on water—at least for a little while!

Who is Peter?

Matthew 14:29 – "So Peter got out of the boat and walked on the water and came to Jesus."

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After being asked if he followed Jesus, this disciple denied it three times—then a rooster called him out.

Who is Peter?

Matthew 26:74-75 – "Immediately a rooster crowed. Then Peter remembered the word Jesus had spoken."

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He had to marry a woman who would cheat on him—a tough assignment from God.

Who is Hosea?

Hosea 1:2 – "Go, marry a promiscuous woman and have children with her."

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This guy’s donkey started talking to him—imagine that!

Who is Balaam?

Numbers 22:28 – "Then the Lord opened the donkey’s mouth, and it said to Balaam..."

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This prophet ran the opposite direction when God told him to preach in Nineveh.

Who is Jonah?

Jonah 1:3 – "But Jonah ran away from the Lord and headed for Tarshish."

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This man was taken to heaven in a chariot of fire—no death required!

Who is Elijah?

2 Kings 2:11 – "Then it happened, as they continued on and talked, that suddenly a chariot of fire appeared with horses of fire, and separated the two of them; and Elijah went up by a whirlwind into heaven."

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This man responded to Jesus by saying, "Can anything good come out of Nazareth?"

Who is Nathanael?

John 1:46 – "Can anything good come out of Nazareth?"

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This prophet ate a scroll as part of his calling. Tastes like chicken?

Who is Ezekiel?

Ezekiel 3:1-3 – "Then I ate it, and it tasted as sweet as honey in my mouth."

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Jesus healed a blind man by making mud with this unusual ingredient.

What is spit?

John 9:6 – "He spit on the ground, made some mud with the saliva, and put it on the man’s eyes."

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When God asked, "Whom shall I send?" this prophet didn’t make an excuse—he just said, "Here I am, send me!" (A rare no-excuse moment!)

Who is Isaiah?

Isaiah 6:8 – "Here am I. Send me!"