New Testament Gospel Rappers
I was riding on a road, ya!
And I gonna told ya.
Jesus flashed me no headlights.
But he was turning on my brights!
Who is Paul?
What Simba would probably say if he was assuming God's role on the throne in heaven above all of the other rulers on earth.
What is "I just can't wait to be king of kings!?"
According to Augustine of Hippo this is "a word, deed, or desire in opposition to the eternal law of God."
What is sin?
The people of God and where they would live if they had Eskimo friends.
What are Israel Igloos?
Little Billy usually is a pretty good kid. But one day his best friend Little Marko made him soooooooooo angry... He balled up his fist and stopped his feet super hard in rage.
What is the 5th Commandment?
Standing in this river; soaking wet
But you know your gunna bet. Yup!
I just be washing with that water;
but soon, why even bother.
That man right over there you see
His washing set you free.
Who is John the Baptist?
What one might refer to Jesus as during communion if he were from Nebraska or had hankering for a grainy type of muffin.
What is the corn bread of life?
This is an incorporeal energy force that is present in all living things or may also be a ghost that retains intelligence, consciousness, and sentience.
What is spirit?
Moses was the leader of this legendary escape from slavery in this country. Also, an entire book of the Bible gets its titles from this event.
What is Egypt Exodus?
Little Billy really loves super glue. So much that he uses it as hand lotion to keep his mitts feeling silky smooth. One day, as he returned home from school he noticed that stuck to his left pinky finger was Little Lucy's brand new unicorn pencil topper! Little Billy decided to keep it.
What is the 7th Commandment?
Though I had rocky start, yuh
I got some knowledge to impart yuh.
Imma plant a church on solid ground; no sand
At least that's what Jesus planned, duh!
Who is Peter?
What you might refer to Jesus as if you had quite the hankering for a potato, pea, and meat pile baked in a dish. (It's definitely not bad.)
What is a Good Shepard's pie?
This is the offering of material possessions or the lives of animals or humans to a deity as an act of propitiation or worship.
What is a sacrifice?
These olive-eating men were from one of the first countries to receive Christianity outside of Rome and Israel. The early church's marathon team would probably have lost to them at the first Olympics but only the boys.
What are Greek guys?
Little Billy was reeaaaaallly into his training of Dunsparce on his Gameboy color. So, much so that when his mom asked him to get ready for church, he snuck his Gameboy into the pocket of his sweatpants that he was pretending were fancy enough for church. He then, not obvious at all, casually pulled it out of his pocket and continued training Dunsparce with the Gameboy out of view on the side of his leg.
What is the 3rd Commandment?
Roll away the stone I gotta speak; yeah
That Jesus man he ain't no freak, nuh
I left those spices in my pocket
Cause Jesus Christ he rose up; a rocket!
Who is Mary Magdeline?
What you may call Jesus when you are referring to his humanity but you are more focused on a legendary English ship. (also happens to be a jelly fish.)
What is a Son of Man of War?
This means to emerge safely from a perilous circumstance where one risks defeat, disaster, or death. In the Old Testament, this can mean deliverance from moral or physical anguish
What is salvation?
This nation ruled over the Israelites during the time of Jesus but imagine if they could never quite stay still.
What are Roaming Romans?
Little Billy was casually wandering his home when he started to smell a really good thing. Baking cookies! He waddle sprinted into the kitchen where his mom was making chocolate chip cookies. His mom asked him to go back to his bedroom and wait until after his dinner of mac and cheese and hotdogs. Little Billy, instead, decided to stand in the kitchen and ask his mom 102 times for a cookie.
What is the 4th commandment?
All the Jesus in the life,
Lemme see ya hands
All the Jesus in the life,
Lemme see ya side
Gimme a little proof,
and I will be beside.
Who is Thomas?
What you might accidentally call Jesus if you had just finished reading the 6th Harry Potter book.
What is the Half-Blood Prince of Peace?
This is a member of a people inhabiting a middle eastern area in biblical times, or of the modern community in the region of Nablus claiming descent from them, adhering to a form of Judaism accepting only its own ancient version of the Pentateuch as Scripture.
What is a Samaritan?
This is what King Nebuchadnezzar used his country to do to the people of Israel. Also a slang term you may hear at a WWE match if a wrestler came from an ancient near Asian empire.
What is a Babylon Beatdown?
Little Billy decided one day to play in the mud. It was so much fun, but boy did he get dirty from all of the mud pies he cooked. He decided to go get clean. When Little Billy's mom came home, she yelled for him. All over the floor will muddy tracks. Little Billy says, "Well, I saw Little Tim (his brother) was playing in the mud earlier..."
What is the 8th Commandment?
Let me doctor up some truth, homes
Jesus protects, no garden gnomes, ya!
Now lemme tell ya something y'all cant ignore me.
As Jesus spoke another story!
I wrote them down in this book you see
And in it salvation be offered you and me.
Who is Luke?
This is what Jesus' branches may have been told by some rather tech-savvy friends who only used dead video-sharing apps. It would be likely if they remained in him that they would bear much fruit.
What is "Do it for The Vine"?
This is to make holy; set apart as sacred; consecrate. to purify or free from sin: Sanctify your hearts. to impart religious sanction to; render legitimate or binding: to sanctify a vow. to entitle to reverence or respect. to make productive of or conducive to spiritual blessing.
What is sanctification?
This is the southern kingdom of Israel after the split if they had athletic teams who were known for their ability to fake one direction but actually move a completely different one to fool their opponents.
What is Juking Judah?
Little Billy went to school one day and saw his best friend Little Carlos. Little Carlos was smiling with a huge grin as he walked up to Little Billy and showed him his sparkly brand new Paw Patrol pencil pouch. Little Billy acted excited on the outside, but on the inside, he wished he had some fab new Paw Patrol merch.
What is the 10th Commandment?