Who said it? (Bible)
“I am the way, the truth, and the life.”
Who is Jesus?
This is what you call fake spaghetti.
What is an impasta?
This sea split in two so Israel could escape Pharaoh’s army.
The Red Sea
“I have a dream.”
Who is Martin Luther King Jr.?
I wrestled till dawn, limped away, and got a new name.
Who is Jacob? (Israel)
“I have sinned against the Lord.”
Who is David?
This is how you organize a space party.
What is you planet?
Jesus calmed a storm and later walked on this lake.
The Sea of Galilee
“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.”
Who is Franklin D. Roosevelt?
Too short to see, I climbed a tree—and climbed down a changed man.
Who is Zacchaeus?
“Your God will be my God.”
Who is Ruth?
This is why the bicycle couldn’t stand on its own.
What is because it was two-tired?
Jonah sailed on this sea before being thrown overboard.
The Mediterranean Sea
“Elementary, my dear Watson.”
Who is Sherlock Holmes?
Seven demons gone, I stayed at the tomb and first saw the risen Lord.
Who is Mary Magdalene?
“Your silver perish with you!”
Who is Peter? (to Simon the sorcerer)
This is what happens when you boil a funny bone.
What is you get a laughing stock?
This sea is prophetically described as being healed by the waters flowing from the temple in Ezekiel’s vision.
The Dead Sea
“Not all those who wander are lost.”
Who is J. R. R. Tolkien?
I was a priest-scribe who read the Law aloud until people wept and repented.
Who is Ezra?
“My father, my father, the chariots of Israel and its horsemen!”
Who is Elisha? (when Elijah was taken up)
This is what you call a line of men waiting for a haircut.
What is a barberqueue?
This river formed one of the four rivers flowing out of Eden, described as winding through the land of Cush.
What is the Gihon River?
“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”
Who is Oscar Wilde?
I watched a basket among the reeds, then later led songs with a tambourine.
Who is Miriam?