Real or Fake?
Some teenagers got mauled by bears for calling an old man fat.
What is Fake? Actually, the bears killed them for calling him bald. (2 Kings 2:23-25)
Moses parted the Red Sea
What is Exodus?
He raised Lazarus from the dead.
Who is Jesus?
The number of days it took for God to create everything.
What is 6? He rested on the 7th day.
"Your hair falls in waves, like a flock of goats winding down the slopes of Gilead. "
What is the Bible? (Song of Solomon)
God turned a woman into a pile of Salt.
What is Real? She salty. (Genesis 19:26)
A man kills 1,000 people with a donkey bone.
What is Judges?
He committed the first murder.
Who is Cain?
The number of books in the Old Testament.
What is 39?
"love is as strong as death,
its jealousy as enduring as the grave. "
What is the Bible? (Song of Solomon)
A 7-headed dragon tried to eat a baby.
What is Real? Big ol 7-headed jerk lookin self. (Revelation 12:3-4)
Paul is shipwrecked on an island and bitten by a snake.
What is Acts?
He was the first Christian martyr (first Christian to be killed for his faith).
Who is Stephen?
The number of years it took for Moses to build the ark.
What is zero? Moses didn't build the ark....
"Your name, forever the name on my lips"
What is a Love Song? (T-Swift)
A really really fat guy ate a sword and died.
What is Fake. It's almost real though! (Judges 3:12-30)
"In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God."
What is John?
The only of the 12 disciples that was not executed for being a Christian. (Hint: Survived being boiled alive in oil with no injuries)
Who is John?
The number of years the Israelites roamed in the wilderness.
What is 40?
"Keep your mouth shut, and let your heart do the talking."
What is the Bible? (Psalm 4-The Message)
There's a sea monster that looks like a leopard mixed with a bear mixed with a lion.
What is Real? Dude. Never. Swimming. Again. (Revelation 13:1-2)
Jesus heals the High Priest's servant's ear after Peter cut it off.
What is Luke? No other Gospel talks about Jesus healing his ear after Peter cut it off.
He lived like an animal for 7 years eating grass and living in the wild.
Who is Nebuchadnezzar?
The number of hours Jesus was on the cross.
What is 6 hours?
"There is no other place that I would rather be"
What is a Love Song? (One Direction-Stole My Heart)