Life Without Humor
what did jesus say to the fig tree
May no one ever eat fruit from you again
Mark 11:12-14
what did Jesus say to Peter who failed to walk on water?
ye of so little faith
the Kingdom
yes
what did jesus do with Lazarus
brought him back from the grave
when will the world end
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after the Israelites complained about the mana, how did god punish them
gave them nothing but fish (or quail)
Numbers 11:1-20
gen 1:1
in the beginning god created the heavens and the earth
what was the baker's dream that Joseph interpreted?
bonus for the meaning
On my head were three baskets of bread. In the top basket were all kinds of baked goods for Pharaoh, but the birds were eating them out of the basket on my head."
he'd be found guilty and have ravens eat his flesh
paul had a sermon that did what to a kid
bored him to fall asleep and fall out of a window to his death
(the boy was made to live again)
acts 20:7-12
what will signify the end of days
the sound of trumpets
what did Job say to his wife on the cliff
bonus points for the exact words
rebuked her
you speak as any foolish woman would speak
finish this verse
greater love hath no man than this
that he lay down his life for his friends
John 15:13
description of one of the four horsemen of john
name
color
item(s)
bonus for all of them
conquest (pestilence) white bow
war red sword
famine black scale
death (pale) the beasts of hades and hell
with what did samson slay a thousand men
a donkeys jawbone
who sits on the right hand of god
jesus or the lamb
how did ruth propose to Boaz
waited until he fell asleep and kelt by the foot of his sleeping area
Then Moses stretched out his staff toward heaven, and the Lord sent thunder and hail, and fire ran down to the earth. And the Lord rained hail upon the land of Egypt.
exodus 9 23
the 5th seal in revelations
the white robes aka the martyrs of god
who kills Sisera with a tent stake?
jeal
the star that will fall on earth
wormwood
how did Absalom die
rode his donkey under a tree where his hair got caught in where he hung until he was speared
2 sam 18:9-17
when speaking in his parables Jesus always says when he wants those to remember
verily verily
the angel of revelation
Then I saw another mighty angel coming down from heaven, wrapped in a cloud, with a rainbow over his head, and his face was like the sun, and his legs like pillars of fire. 2
who is synonymous with traitor
judas iscariot
no man can know the day or the hour
who shook the country with his 2011 prediction of rapture
Harold camping