TLDR Books of the Bible
God makes everything and it's really good for about 3.2 seconds.
Genesis
David & Goliath.
1 Samuel
What does Immanuel mean?
God with us
What were the three gifts that the wise men brought?
Gold, frankincense, & myrrh
Name a book not in the Torah
(any book but) Genesis, Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers, and Deuteronomy
Everything is meaningless, except everything isn't really meaningless because God gives everything meaning. Whoa.
Ecclesiastes
The Bachelorette: Hebrew Edition.
Ruth
True or False: The gospel of Mark tells the story of Jesus' birth.
False, it only tells about John the Baptist and then skips to the baptism of Jesus.
Who were the first group of people to meet the baby Jesus?
The shepherds
How many days did Jesus fast for after his baptism?
40
The hotly anticipated product launch of Moses 2.0.
Joshua
Solomon marries a ton of women and that turns out to be a really bad idea. Who knew!
1 Kings
What caused Joseph to not want to divorce Mary?
a visit from an "angel of the Lord"
Why did Mary, Joseph, and Jesus flee to Egypt
1) to fulfill what was spoken by the prophet
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2) Becuase Herod was searching for Jesus to unalive him
What did Peter do for a living?
He was a fisherman
Paul gives his dying instructions to Timothy, much like Yoda to Luke in Return of the Jedi.
2 Timothy
:'(
Lamentations
Hannah's
How is the gospel of John's introduction of Jesus different than the other gospels in the New Testament?
"In the beginning...
the prologue
the bigger story
In which Old Testament book do we read about the Valley of the Dry Bones?
Ezekiel 37
Romans but shorter.
Galatians
An anthropomorphic asparagus goes on an adventure with some pirates.
Jonah
Jesus' birth was prophesied in the Old Testament by which prophet in which book and chapter of the Bible?
Isaiah in Isaiah 7
What is the name of the priest who blesses Jesus (as a baby) in the temple?
Simeon
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